Have this exclusive fox doodle I made the other day, along with a short story I wanted to bring to FA. I mainly did this because I cannot successfully create and upload text files on my tablet. Let me know if this isn't allowed. Story contains mild farting. You have been warned. Don't like that? Don't read or comment, because I don't want to hear your whining. Hope you enjoy!

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It was a peaceful morning in the quiet forest. The digital alarm clock rang loudly on the bedroom nightstand of the den. A black skunk with a greyish white, thick stripe along the top, only the top of his tail, a mohawked greyish white stripe going from thick to thin on the top of his head, and greyish green eyes slowly woke up. He quickly turned his alarm clock off. He moaned and groaned, upset. " Is it really morning already?  " Whiffy asked himself as he slid off the bed. He stretched and yawned. Whiffy's stomach began to rumble almost immediately afterwards. " Oh, geez... " He complained as he lifted his tail and leaned forward. *PRRRRRrrrrrttttFFFFFFTTTTrrtttppppttt!* Musky gas clouds emerged from behind the skunk. Whiffy picked up his cellphone and checked his calendar. " Hmmmm... " He thought as he read. " Looks like I have a date with Pandora today, in about an hour...I'd better go get ready! "

Whiffy started off by taking a shower and brushing his teeth in the bathroom. Afterwards, he ate a small, quick breakfast in the kitchen. Finally, he returned to his bedroom to find a nice accessory to wear. He settled with a blue bowtie. Whiffy spoke to himself in the mirror. " Okay, no more screw-ups. I've gotta pull myself together this time. I can't afford to lose the chance of at least befriending another amazing critter because of my stench. " 

The skunk left his den and started on the path to the forest cafe. On the way there, he came across a good friend of his. A good friend of every woodland animal, actually. A white bunny with a white mane around his neck, and pitch black, but adorable eyes by the name of Toony. " Hey there! What's going on? " Toony asked, with a welcoming wave.

" Oh, good morning, Toony. I just have a date. " Whiffy responded, waving back.

" Oh, okay then. Hopefully it won't be a dud like all of the other ones. Smell ya later! " Toony giggled, hopping away.

" Yeah. Bye! " Whiffy couldn't help but give a chuckle. He continued on his path.

It wasn't long afterwards before he was rudely interrupted. This time by the most feared bear on the block, Snuggles. A tall, heavyweight grizzly bear with cinnamon brown fur, a maple brown mane around her neck, and honey brown eyes. Snuggles peeked from the bushes, let off a startling growl, and pounced at the skunk, picking him up by his tail. Snuggles laughed evily. " You might've escaped all of the other times, along with all of your weak little buddies. But I've gotcha this morning! "

Whiffy just laughed mischieviously and pulled out his smug face. " Oh, really? You sure about that, Mama Bear? "

Snuggles angrily roared. " I ain't no cub-raiser! And yes! Yes, I'm sure! Now come with me, back to my cave! I'm gonna have me some skunk for breakfast! "

Whiffy broke into a fit of hysterical laughter.  " You know, there's a reason I'm not afraid of you. "

" Why's that? " Snuggles questioned, puzzled.

" I have a secret weapon. " Whiffy answered.

" I'll have you know, no cage, no gun, no tranquilizing darts can get through me! " Snuggles boasted.

Whiffy cracked up again. " No, you don't understand. Get a load of this! " *BRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRMMMMPPPpppppptttfffft!* Whiffy blasted stink right in Snuggles' face.

Snuggles coughed and gagged, covering her nose and falling down to the ground. " Oh! That reeks! Dear gods! " All in the process, she dropped Whiffy, allowing him to dash back on his way.

Whiffy soon arrived at the forest cafe. And guess who was already there, waiting on him? None other than Pandora. An almost white, but sorta tannish possum with greyish brown ears and greyish brown freckles on her face, a pink, rat-like tail, ocean blue eyes, a small curl of tannish white hair, a lavender pearl necklace around her neck and a purple bow on top of her head. She was also carrying a red designer purse. " Hey, you're finally here. "

" Yeah, it's good to see you. You look very pretty today. " Whiffy greeted.

Pandora blushed and giggled. " That's so sweet. Come on, let's go inside. "

The two headed for the entrance, when suddenly, Whiffy's stomach rumbled again. " Seriously? " He whispered to himself, frustrated. " Sorry, I need do go to the restroom. Do you mind? "

Pandora laughed joyfully. " Nope! Not at all! Just meet me at one of the patio tables. "

Whiffy smiled nervously. " Okay, thanks. Here's the money. " Whiffy dropped a few coins and a couple of bills into Pandora's paw, before he went through the other door to the cafe unisex restroom. He shut the door tight and made sure to lock it perfectly. He then walked further towards the middle and let loose. *PRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!* *FLRRRRRRPPPPTTTTTTT!*  *BRRRRRRRRRMMMMPPP!*

Whiffy sighed in relief and exited. He had an unexpected critter waiting on him outside, Sophia. An orange fox with black paws, black eartips, long, straight hair with white tips, a pink hipster scarf and hat, and a white tailtip. Sophia entered, shutting the door behind herself. Whiffy backed away nervously. " Ew! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! Mainstream public bathroom! Gross! Nasty! Disgusting! "

Whiffy couldn't bear to hear the fox ramble on, and he took off running away in embarrassment. He went inside the cafe patio, where he spotted Pandora, and went to sit down in front of her.

Pandora put down her cellphone, which she was texting on. " Okay. I got us some regular coffee, and these cute little fruit-shaped pastries they had. "

" Excellent choices. Not surprising for a creature with such excellent taste. " Whiffy commented.

Pandora blushed and giggled once again. " You flatter me, Whiffy. Let's talk about ourselves. What's your ideal career? "

" Oh. Uh, um, I'm working on video game design. Sending pitches to big companies later on. " Whiffy answered. " How about you?

" Me? I'm learning fashion design, and I plan on opening a boutique in the near future. " Pandora responded.

" Fascinating. I have a gut feeling that it's gonna be packed. " Whiffy replied. Speaking of gut feelings, his belly chattered. " May I excuse myself again? " Whiffy asked.

" Sure, whenever you need to! " Said Pandora.

" Alright. Be right back! " Whiffy said as he jumped out of his seat and headed back for the restroom. He secured the door once again, and started farting. *PHRRRRRRPPPP!* *BRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmppppttt!* *FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTMMMMmmmmpppfffvvvvvvtttt!*

Whiffy exited happily again. That was, until he noticed another critter waiting on him, Hunter. Another big animal, a grey wolf with a lighter grey mane and red eyes. " Move aside, Pipsqueak. " Hunter said as he walked inside. Whiffy backed away again, not in fear, obviously, though. " AUUUUGHHHH! EUGGHHHH! It smells in here! So badly! I'm getting out right now! "

Whiffy sped off to the patio table again. " Phew, I'm back. "

" Great. Let's discuss some more, shall we? " Asked Pandora.

" I'm up for it. " Agreed Whiffy.

" Okay, what are some of your favorite things? TV shows, movies, you know? "

" Hmmmm... " Thought Whiffy. " I have a lot of favorite video games, but I know that's not your thing, so... "

" Oh, nonsense. Let's learn all we can about each other. " Assured Pandora, with a sweet smile.

Whiffy's stomach rumbled again. " Oh, it never stops! " He complained, out loud.

" Huh? What never stops? " Pandora questioned, confused.

Whiffy chuckled. " Oh, nothing. What were you saying? " His stomach growled, and the gas pressure and noise grew more and more intense. " Dear gods! " He exclaimed as he gripped his belly and shut his eyes.

" Oh no. What's wrong? Come on! You can tell me! " Pandora said, in a slight panic.

" Actually, no, I can't. " At that exact moment, Whiffy accidentally released. *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFffffffvvvvvvrrrrrttttmmmpppTTT!*

Whiffy gasped and frowned. " Oh, no! Please forgive me! That was rude and disgusting, I know! I'm so sorry! This won't happen all of the time! No, wait, let me fix that. This won't happen ever again! Never, ever! You've gotta at least be my friend! I'M BEGGING YOU! "

Pandora couldn't help but laugh her possum tail off. " Feeling better now, stinker? You're completely fine! "

Whiffy was shocked. " Wait, what? "

" Yeah, that's totally natural for you. What else should I expect meeting a skunk? And besides, I'm a possum. I've smelled worse things in my lifetime. I've been grosser myself than letting out a little bit of air. Don't believe me? Watch this. " Pandora opened her purse and dumped all of it's contents onto the patio floor, revealing a bunch of old, filthy, useless garbage.

Whiffy could hardly believe his eyes. " Is this true? You're not normal either? "

Pandora shook her head. " Nope. And everyone else has some weirdo in them too. It doesn't exactly have to be something nasty, either. Some just can't work up the courage to acknoledge it, admit it and embrace it, though, as well as accept others, you know, for who and what they are. I've had to deal those types in the past, unfortunately. "

Whiffy smiled. " You know, Pandora. You're completely right, and I have the same expirience, actually. Let's go stink and mess up the place, together. "

Pandora smiled as well. " Yeah, I'll go grab a to-go bag for our stuff. "

" Let me come with you. And tell you all about how I gassed Snuggles earlier today! "

" Oh, that pesky, crazy, dumb grizzly bear? Funny how she doesn't come anywhere within 10 miles of me or my den! "

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