HA HA HA HA XD

i love this

first

damn it

:(

hehehe sorry for that
*runs*

Fail xP

did you see that cupcake over there?

Over where?

*points*

Oh, yes, I see it now.

will you eat it?

most likely. later.

my icon shows my displeasure at this.

*swoops in and runs off with the muffin* muhahahha its mine nao weee

what are you singing ?

I does look like I'm singing, doesn't it.

He's singing the Muffin song.

I like muffin.. but you can sing in a press conference !

I don't think he'll follow the rules of a press conference if he's focused on his muffins. NEVER come between a giant rex and his muffins no matter who you are.

what about Chuck Norris ? =\

fuck that joke let it burn

AWSOME!!!!!! LOVE THIS

Weee! Confer- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

HEY! wake up!!

Naaaan! *Falls over and looks up at the large one* o.o;

So... How big can you get? :3 Your size seems to vary quite often.

Also, this amuses me. ^..^

As big as I want. However, I like to stay below the 2,000 ft mark.

Well at least you get to nice cuddly sizes. :3 I'll have to see if I can tease you past that mark at some point. ;) I tend to hover well above it!

*looks up*
I can see that!

*Picks you up, and plies with assorted hugs and nuzzlings.*

Its like having a plushie that bites. :3

Why a T-Rex? WHY CHICAGO? IT'S SO COLD THERE.

Ive always like t-rex's. I live in Chicago, I love Chicago, I hate winter.

Chicago is nice, yes... But it's just SO COLD. *shivers* I was there for a week in January, and it snowed like three feet in five days!

yes that was unfortunate.
However Im in the process of banishing winter from this land, so fear not.

Oh yay! Maybe this time my boyfriend and I will actually be able to go OUT.

Noooo! I will fight you tooth and nail to preserve the frosted times!

For Cold!

Yeah! What did snow ever do to you? You got all that fat to keep you warm!!!

moderately awesome.

Will you make peanut butter cupcakes?

Ive never tried, but they sound like something that would be delicious

oooo, i juust wanna squeeze em"

I have a question... whats your favorite flavor of MUFFIN!

That is a good question. I would have to say chocolate.

HUZAH! *press cams go off*

How far can a dog run into a forest?

far enough

Halfway.

So you say you can eat something thaaaat big?

bigger in fact

You must weigh quite a bit then huh?

My, what a large uvula you have.

thank you.

from the cropped image it looked like some sort of alien milking machine. imagine my dismay.

sorry to disappoint

....maaaaster? D:

Yes, hi. Duncan Roo, Daily Macro. People say that you and I are friends. What is your response to this?

I would have to agree.

Follow up question: if you and I were caught in a massive transporter accident, what would the resulting mix-up creature look like?

We have top men working on that.

Oh really? Who?

(hehe.. sorry, couldn't resist. Indiana Jones reference --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoy4_h7Pb3M )

Yep I was hoping someone would get that! :D

Sweet! Does that mean I win muffins? *clings to muffin basket* :D

I suppose........

YaYs! *throws confetti* ^_^

We know yer hording the cupcakes! Confess! Cupcake freedom!!! *tosses slipper at you!*

*dodges slipper as security tackles you*

~raises hand~
I have a question!
Are you going to eat that kid with the black shirt and curled black hair?

It is a possibility.

Are you going to react negatively if the other blond kid gets in the way?

I rarely let anything get in the way of my food.

What is your reaction to the reported muffin shortage?

I cannot comment on that at this time.

For the people, for the muffins!

Well I did make cupcakes and promptly thought of you prior to putting them in the oven. |D
Those arms look utterly susceptible to flailing.

thats about all there good for

its me GrineX Zeox, will you be eating the hundreds of pounds of cupcakes i made for you? :3

yes I will

Where did the idea of the muffin-loving T-Rex come from?

I once drew a fat zebra trying to get a muffin/cupcake. Later I drew a T-rex with one and it stuck.

Mr. Macroceli, are you aware that you have a boogie?

BLAAAAAH BLAAAAH BLAAAAA

lol that was going to be the title of this.

Hehe Nice one.

Mr. Rex! Are the rumors true? Did you eat the muffin man?

XD

No comment.

How do you do that awesome outlining? =O

Its a thick pencil outline with a linear burn color layer.

Thanks! I wanna try it out if I ever get a program that lets me do that type of stuff again. But I won't steal from you! D=

it looks like your about to nom those mics :O

maybe afterwords.

Mr. Macro, if you were a muffin, what flavor would you want to be?

I have no idea

Mr. Senator is it true that you are in no way connected to the recent string of cupcake factory robberies dispite the cupcake inncodent last year?

I...I...I have no comment on that at this time.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE CUPCAKE FAMILY?

I wasn't aware there was a family.

O.O Realy? think where the mini cupcake came from?;p

simple.
genetic manipulation by rogue bakers.

no...it..cant be..

oh geez, those arms!

they're all tiny and woogly and..*flail*

Reminds me a bit of Man vs. Food...must have finished one hell of a muffin. :3

Is it true you have Ninjas steal Muffins

That information is classified.

but what about these images, specially of a video recording of a Muffin Ninja giving you box of muffins while you were asleep

Correct.

Macroceli! Macroceli! Is it true you fought former-Governor Blagojevich's hair into submission after it started to run rampant through the streets?

I do not wish to talk about that.

I will say that we have found his missing barber alive and unhurt.

Mr. Macro, follow up question.

Is it also true that the barber was in fact a not a barber but a baker? And thus was granted immunity from your office for the fact that he baked the Gov. Hair instead of combing and cutting it?


AAAANd, what about the strawberry cupcake league, What are you doing for them?

Failcakes, from the National Acquirer here, I've been hearing some rumors about you lately, one of which being that you know the whereabouts of the leader of a league of international bakery thieves.

They call themselves "The Muffin Men."


Now, you, being somewhat of a connoisseur of all things muffiny, have probably heard of them.


Their latest heist involved a certain bakery, known simply as "The Big-Apple Bakery."

Sixteen Pastries, Seven donuts, FOURTEEN CAKES, and Fifty-seven Muffins were stolen.


Have you heard any news from the underground?

All I can say is we are looking it this. I'll let you know as soon as we hear anything.

Hi, I'm a reporter for the Scalington Post. Mr. Macro, is it true that you are connected to the recent destruction of the local Marcy's Muffins factory on the west side of town?

I cannot comment on that at this time *burp*

I knew McCain was a Dinosaur, but this is just ridiculous.

What will be your 2012 platform for presidency?
(Besides a truckload of muffins for everyone of course. ^_^)

I did yes. For a brief time.

Can you, infact, pat your head and rub your belly at the same time?

My arm cannot reach either locations.

First question.. What plan?

THE PLAN!

ah yes!! right, sorry.. silly me!!

question 2. blue or red icing?

either one is good.

d'aww that's rather indecisive of you, don'tcha think so?

red.

"I did not have any relationships with that Muffin."

I VOTE FOR MACROCELI FOR PRESIDENT!

I second that

no

How do you answer toward the speculated link between crop circles and drunken dinosaurs?

Crop circle are made by aliens. END OF STORY! *coughs*

muffins or cupcakes?

I prefer cupcakes.

*Raises hand* MR Macroceli, sir. I have a question for you. Do you have any lead on the dissappearance of all the muffins in the city?

I have no leads at this time. *wipes crumbs from mouth*

Sorry I mean Cupcakes

Its ok. A very common mistake.

It's seems that no one is touching the muffins

Mr. Celli! Mr. Celli! Toroth, from the Kawaii Dragon Press.

Any comment on your long rumored guest stint in Qwantz's Dinosaur Comics getting axed at T-Rex's request?

I was not aware of that.

I was not aware of that.

This is in reference to the sauropod-weekly news article titled "Dinosaur up in arms over no arms!"

Is it true that not only are you unable to see your toes but are ALSO unable to see your arms?

I can see both. barely.

Mr. Celi if I could have one more question.

If this is the case then what are your comments on the printed photo, in the sauropod-weekly, clearly showing you flailing your arms in an attempt for visual contact of said appendages?

Hmmmmm........

Do not eat the microphones.

i wont :P

alright, a truth or dare style question then. What're -your- fetishes?

isnt it obvious? ~macro~celi

*asks question* Did you or did you not kill her softly with your song? LOL!!!

(courtesy THE FUGEES- Killing me softly)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ighu4gGlaUE&feature=related

lol

From up there do those look like a bunch of robot penises?

ummm....no

Who's the father?!

"Are you a rebel cupcake or an imperial Cupcake?"

Imperial.

Mr. Macro, ... what are your plans for aiding the helpless muffin-citizens of Muffin Land during the Civil War between the Pro-CherryTop forces and the Sprinkles army?

Terrible tragedy that.
I'll be heading over there to conduct peace talks.

mr macroceli! cyberhorn of the international dragon daily truths

is it true that indeed you plan on taking a more policing of the fighting groups not just a series of useless peace talks?

The road to peace will be a long filling one.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?

could be.

Do you plan on single-handedly fighting it off, or are you going to use the military's forces?

I think I can take him

What would you consider

a 'high-five' with such ridiculous arms?

o____________o

Uh huh.. *scribbles in tiny notebook*

omg lol priceless moment

great job

what do you think of this idiot

seems friendly enough :)

Mr. Celi. What are your plans regarding Fur Affinity and it's inhabitants?

How many muffins do you eat per day?

not as many as people think.

I saw that recently and i thought of you. seemed like you. very good.

are you referring to "Meet the Robinsons"?

yes, yes i am.

Sir, what do you have to say about the allegations of "crimes against cupcakes"??

If eating cupcakes is a crime, then Im guilty as charged.

And what of the allegations of your involvement in the disappearance of SANTA!?!?

Sir, what is your favorite form of poetry?

Are you bailing out the muffin company?

What do you prefer muffins or cupcakes?

depends. Generally I make cupcakes.

Sir, is it possible for a T-Rex to get a dental plan?

yes but it is a wast of money. T-rex teeth grow back if lost.

How do you get enough calcium from your cupcake-based diet, sir?

cupcakes are good with milk.

Not to be specist, sir, but where do you find enough milk? Do you just eat cows whole, then?

bingo!

Yes, that's my name. Do you have an answer? =p

What is your defense plan against an attack by giant genetically made mutant alien muffins of Muffinopolis in the far reaches of Antarctice penninsula of the Pacific Ocean? And what is this plan about taking over the world by flailing your tiny arms on world wide broadcasting television networks?

Eat first, ask questions later. Thats the plan.

*flails arms* is it working?

Interesting..*watches your arms flailing* I am under your power...Yes I think it is working..

What do you have to say for the Great Muffin Shortage citywide in Chicago? The people want answers. And their muffins.

it is a terrible tragedy.

Yes, but are you responsible!? The world needs to know!

Not entirely. The real people responsible are those who did not make ENOUGH muffins.

LOL! Yes, it's all their fault. *nodds8

Mr. Macroceli, a quick question. Out of EVERY flavor cupcake...which is your favorite? :O

chocolate with chocolate icing or funfetti icing

yus!...with or without cream filling :O

mmmm... without

mmm, okay what is your favorite herbivorous dinosaur?

Also, did you read Dinotopia? The author/illustrator has a blog! http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com

oh I love Dinotopia! I would look at the illustrations for hours and hours.

as for the other question, I would have to say, Stegosaurus

Someone watched "Meet the Robinsons."

Apollo-

Ive seen it a couple of times. yes. :)

will u be attending the MFF summer picnic? :D

Ive not heard of this.

following the June LAFF Softball game on June 20, 2009, at Prairie
Springs Park at Lake Andrea, Pleasant Prairie, WI!

i can forward the email to u if ur interested :3

MFF summer picnic? When and where?!

see above reply for where :3

"Ladies and gentlemen...RAWR"

*taps mic* is this thing on?

"I did not have sexual relations with that muffin."

are you or are you not a sexy beast? :3

*shrugs*

If the microphones were made to look more like muffins, would you in fact eat them then?

I might.

Those arms are so...so tiny..

Hmmm yes, I thought I covered that already ;)

Mr. Dinosaur. Mr. Dinosaur! Jonah with the Vore Times.

With such short arms, how do you masturbate?

If you fought Jesus, who would win?

Lastly, which celebrity would you like to eat most, and why?

*sigh* i knew THAT question was coming.

Did you, or did you not have sexual relations with that cupcake?

*Ahems, while standing up with a pencil in his ear while flipping open a notepad*

You speak so much of Muffins... but I think what the people want to know is... what kind of Muffins are they? Vanilla? Chocolate? Poppyseed? Bran? Lemon? Blueberry?

chocolate

*walks in looking tough as the crowd parts to make way*
"Mr. Macroceli, I understand you can get big, really big, but can you become... small?"

Mmmmm I supose i could.

Suppose? So we should take that as a no, correct?

Mr. Celi , What's your opinion on the Fossil fuel prices ?

Right now they are bearable.

Microphone nom in 3...2...

...1 NOM *mic feedback*

And when the crowd covers their ears, that is when the rex strikes. Unless he's busy covering his ears as well.

"Vice President Macrocelli" That sound good.
<< My plan in 3 points :

Primo : Increase the productions of cupcakes industries !
Secondo : Increase the productions of cupcakes industries !
Tertio : Huh...Build more roads ! >>

See the plan will create jobs

*raises hand and waits to be called on, when chosen. I ask my question.*

Yes. are you aware of the recent bill being depated apon that will ban the consuption, creation, or owning of muffins and cupcakes?

That bill will never pass. I'll make sure of that.

But the voting is tommarow, and recent poles put 3/4 of the board are in favor of the bill....

*sigh* looks like I know who...I mean what Im having for dinner tonight.

lol you have this kitsune's support. XD

Sir, would you like to respond to the allegation that you've been dodging questions?

no

Those arms are freaking hilarious. I totally think they make the picture.

How do you feel about the accusations leveled at you, in what the media is calling "MuffinGate '09"?

Mmmmmmm muffins......

*a little child runs up to you and waves his arms*
Mr. Macroceli, Mr. Macroceli!
I'm doing a class research project and wanted to know, what really happened to the dinosaurs? Was there actually a meteor?

Hmmm it seems now that we died off from diseases. :/

If I said you hd a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

eh I guess not.

What about the rumors of a special commission lobbying for the inclusion of amending public/private marfemflaremflablafmeblah?

What have you to say about that paparazzi videoclip that featured you and the "American Godzilla", GINO, snuggling together in the wrecked ruins of Detroit, eating muffins and stroking each others' thighs, and----um---some other things involving tongues and tails that may not be entirely wholesome for kids and upstanding Christians?

And one other question: do you still have emotional scars about being kicked off the high school cheerleader team because the pom-poms were bigger than your arms and you could not properly wield them?

Mr. Macroceli, I've got a question:

I have heard a rumor that you are making a group that supports muffins. Is this right?

what do you have to say about the recent muffin shortage? also, how do you scratch you put on a hat with those tiny arms?

I dont wear hats

...FASCINATING *scribbles on a scratchpad*

Yes we can!

What do you think when you see Sue?

I try to imagine what she looked like when she was alive

I heard you speaking of muffins as only moderately awesome. What then, in your opinion, is truly the most fully awesome?

A well cooked steak. Mmmmmmmm

That does sound delicious. Good answer, thank you! *scribbles in his notebook*

*snores* zzzzZZZzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz umm mm mhh conference boring must sleep *yaaaawn* *curls into ball around giant muffin he stole*

THE HAZARDS OF USING CROPPED THUMBNAILS:

http://a.d.furaffinity.net/art/macr.....ference100.jpg
http://www.fotofil.no/Pictures/images/aor470.jpg

Would you eat a troll muffin/cupcake?

depends if it tastes good.

it's... good!

Spicy!

Crunchy!

Seasoned!

hmmm sounds good.

will you be asking for federal assistance with the national shortage of cupcakes??

If it will help then yes.

"Give me Muffins or give me Bread!"

Just give me muffins.

Macrobamaceli?

sir sir sir!


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XD XD XD XD XD

O_O where to begin.....

Mr. Big Purple Dinosaur, Little Brown Wolf here with the Daily Bugle. Which would you say makes a better tooth pick, the Sears Tower or the Empire State Building; based on toothpicking consistency?

well, the sears tower has 2 antennas. So I think sears tower. Plus its close to home.

may i toss some cupcakes at your huge muzzle for points? *ready´s a batch of chocolate cupcakes*

sure.