God, it takes forever to make one of these strips when photoshop decides that the fucking SCRATCH DISKS are full every five minutes and NOPE NOPE NOTHING YOU CAN DO IS GONNA CHANGE THAT FUCK YOUUUUUU

But boy is it worth it for this funky fresh joke.

Actually this joke kinda sucks, but I wanted to set up a HILARIOUS little storyline here involving SEX SHOP WARS by which I mean uh uh dildos