According to hdalby33 I'm not very good at hedonism. I can't even celebrate my birthday properly.
So I wake up early in the morning to find his pudgy face grinning down at me with the swirlies in his eyes.
"I'm gonna teach you how to actually celebrate your birthday today, ya dumb gecko!" My instinct told me to slap him for calling me a gecko, but instead I sat up and... as if we were some sort of *shudder* friends, said
"Alright, Callum, I'm game. What's your idea?"
Flash cut to him setting down a huge cake I think he originally planned to use for a wedding, jamming one candle in the very top of it with a casual 'I forget how old you are.' and giving me a fork.
Oof, it's so dense, though... I'm only a few bites in and I feel so stuffed... but I'm... not allowed to do anything else until I've eaten it all... looks like he has something written on the plate underneath the cake... I'll have to eat it to see what it is... What's that popping sound coming from my shirt? How is this cake so filing it feels like I'm eating more than just one...

Birthday present from hdalby for the 30th. He insists he can give it to me today because it's tomorrow in australia. I just think he wanted an excuse to give me this cake.