I don't think you know this, but I have graduated from Golden West College with an AA summa cum laude. It was a very joyful event just last Thursday. My sister and her girlfriend came along while I was lined up with other graduates and they gave me a giant lei made of 101 dollar bills (the bank still accepted all of them the day after, despite being folded and taped into frilly circles)!!! This fairly valuable neckpiece drew a lot of gazes. I am so very happy that I did not get attacked for wearing so many dollar bills around my neck.

I was feeling such extreme lovingkindness that I hugged my little sister and this moment was made eternal.