It's been awhile since I posted one of these old work comics but I found this one half done in my files and decided why not.

It was not uncommon when I worked at Walmart for me to simply vanish to avoid getting extra work put on me. One manager (the fennec) was used to this and had his own method of nailing me down. He would sneak up on me when I wasn't paying attention, put a hand on my arm really lightly, and with those big soulful black asian eyes of his he would ask me "could you do this for me?" and my soul would turn to fucking pudding. Every goddamned time.
DAMN YOU WILSON!

The other one (the platypus) was a panic-y little chub that would skitter around the backroom having a nervous breakdown every time something popped up in the system that was not being handled RIGHT THE FUCK NOW so we all tried to avoid him or else nothing would ever get done. Nice enough guy but he needed a chill pill something fierce. We got this, Peter. Relax. It's OOOOOOOOOOOOooooookay. Breathe.