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100 Watcher Raffle!! [CLOSED]
So in a earlier journal I had promised that I would do a raffle once I hit 100 watchers and well...I hit 100 shortly after that journal! So after fixing my sleeping schedule I finally got the time to put this together!!
How to Enter ::
1. In order to enter, you must be watching me! It doesnt matter if you're watching me before this announcement or after! Just as long as you're watching me you can enter!!
2. Leave a comment below! Each comment will be numbered as they come is, for example the first comment will be #1, second comment will be #2, and so on, so that when the time for entering ends I can just pull up a RNG (Random number generator) and pick out 3 winners!
3. In your comment you must at least leave your best joke! Well you dont have to leave a joke but hey, who doesnt love a good joke? And who knows, maybe if your joke is really good I'll give you a prize!!
When the winners are chosen, I will be screen shotting each RNG roll and posting them together as a whole, as well as sending a note to the winners!
This Raffle will close for entries :: June 11th, 12:00 AM EST
!!! Raffle Prizes !!!
1st Place :: You will receive two full body monochrome sketch of character of choice , plus a monochrome line art chibi! Can be either SFW or NSFW, the choice is up to you!
2nd Place :: You will receive one full body plain sketch of character of your choice, plus a plain sketch chibi! Can be SFW or NSFW, the choice is up to you!
3rd Place :: You will receive one waist up plain sketch of character of your choice! Can be either SFW or NSFW, the choice is up to you!
If your joke really gives me a good laugh, I'll give you one plain chibi sketch of character of your choice!!
How to Enter ::
1. In order to enter, you must be watching me! It doesnt matter if you're watching me before this announcement or after! Just as long as you're watching me you can enter!!
2. Leave a comment below! Each comment will be numbered as they come is, for example the first comment will be #1, second comment will be #2, and so on, so that when the time for entering ends I can just pull up a RNG (Random number generator) and pick out 3 winners!
3. In your comment you must at least leave your best joke! Well you dont have to leave a joke but hey, who doesnt love a good joke? And who knows, maybe if your joke is really good I'll give you a prize!!
When the winners are chosen, I will be screen shotting each RNG roll and posting them together as a whole, as well as sending a note to the winners!
This Raffle will close for entries :: June 11th, 12:00 AM EST
!!! Raffle Prizes !!!
1st Place :: You will receive two full body monochrome sketch of character of choice , plus a monochrome line art chibi! Can be either SFW or NSFW, the choice is up to you!
2nd Place :: You will receive one full body plain sketch of character of your choice, plus a plain sketch chibi! Can be SFW or NSFW, the choice is up to you!
3rd Place :: You will receive one waist up plain sketch of character of your choice! Can be either SFW or NSFW, the choice is up to you!
If your joke really gives me a good laugh, I'll give you one plain chibi sketch of character of your choice!!
Category Contests / General Furry Art
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 782px
File Size 178.1 kB
Watching you now, because your art is so gorgeous!
As for a joke...
Three couples want to become members of the Baptist Church. They're all invited in to speak to the priest, and are told that they must abstain from sex for 2 weeks before they're allowed to join.
Two weeks pass and they all return. The priest turns first to the elderly couple and says, "Were you able to abstain?"
"Oh yes", the elderly man said. "It wasn't a problem for us at all."
"Well then, welcome to the Church."
He turns to the middle-aged couple next, saying "Were you able to do as I asked?"
"Well," starts the man, "It wasn't so difficult for the first week, but by the second we had to sleep in separate beds... but yes, we got through it."
"Then welcome to the Church", says the priest. As he turns to the third couple, a young couple, the young man stops him before he can ask about abstaining and says, "Well father, on the second day, my wife reached up to get a lightbulb off the top shelf and she dropped it. As she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself... We made love, right there on the floor..."
"Well," says the priest, "You're not welcome in the Baptist Church".
"Well I don't care..." says the young man. "We're not welcome in the grocery store, either!"
As for a joke...
Three couples want to become members of the Baptist Church. They're all invited in to speak to the priest, and are told that they must abstain from sex for 2 weeks before they're allowed to join.
Two weeks pass and they all return. The priest turns first to the elderly couple and says, "Were you able to abstain?"
"Oh yes", the elderly man said. "It wasn't a problem for us at all."
"Well then, welcome to the Church."
He turns to the middle-aged couple next, saying "Were you able to do as I asked?"
"Well," starts the man, "It wasn't so difficult for the first week, but by the second we had to sleep in separate beds... but yes, we got through it."
"Then welcome to the Church", says the priest. As he turns to the third couple, a young couple, the young man stops him before he can ask about abstaining and says, "Well father, on the second day, my wife reached up to get a lightbulb off the top shelf and she dropped it. As she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself... We made love, right there on the floor..."
"Well," says the priest, "You're not welcome in the Baptist Church".
"Well I don't care..." says the young man. "We're not welcome in the grocery store, either!"
Ahhh, your stuff looks so good! I hope things go well from here on out!
Dad jokes:
Two fish are in a tank, one asks "How do we drive this thing?"
Why can't you walk in a campground? Because it's past tents. (Tense.)
Why're Protoss mad all the time? Because they've pledged their lives to Aiur! (Ire - meaning anger/hate.)
Dad jokes:
Two fish are in a tank, one asks "How do we drive this thing?"
Why can't you walk in a campground? Because it's past tents. (Tense.)
Why're Protoss mad all the time? Because they've pledged their lives to Aiur! (Ire - meaning anger/hate.)
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