Aha, so this is the mysterious new girl you mentioned a couple of days ago. She's a cutie for sure, and she sounds like a fun girl to hang out with! Pity I can't fly, but I do like making friends with cute predators, especially those that hunt for fun rather than food. I have a feeling that I have a cousin or two who might just agree with me, as well! And of course her being a sabre-tooth kitty is just all kinds of awesome!

She IS a fun girl. She'll even take you for rides up in the sky if you want. I know she's going to like you a lot. How's about them fangs, huh?

Aw, that would be really sweet of her. I promise to watch where I put my hands, too. Can't have the flying kitty too distracted while we're airborne! And oh man, those fangs are fantastic! Almost as good as yours, my dear.

Watch the ground, Megan. She has handles just placed right for holding on and won't mind a bit if you use them. I bet she'd even be happy to let you try them out for fit while still on the ground.

I love her fangs. Of course they aren't concealable like mine are, so she can't do stealth mode. Poor girl. Still I think she doesn't mind.

Well, if she's going to roll out the red carpet like that, who am I to refuse? She really is a sweetheart, isn't she?

As for stealth mode, well, I suppose she can't really hide those big ol' fangs at that. But I think you might be surprised at just how sneaky a feline can be!

You bet she is! You'll see!

I know cats are sneaky. Probably better sneaks than us rabbits even. I think Colleen, Jess and me together in a three way predator/prey free for all would be hilariously fun!

flying saber tooth!

She can swooooooop in and grab you before you even know she's around.

yep

What a cute little kitty! She's a total hottie and I love those cute little wings and those big, bitey fangs! I definitely approve of her attitude toward her "prey", too. Catch and release is much more fun. As is catch and release after a few hours when you're both completely sated!

I bet she's glad you feel that way too. She hasn't had the pleasure of playing predator/prey with a darling little Swift Fox yet. You'd be perfect to adorn her trophy wall bed.

Daaaawwww~ She's such a kyootie~

Ain't she though? Makes you want to hug her and squeeze her and call her George Colleen.

She does look very cuddly, huggable and kissable~

She is too. If you don't mind getting a bit of fang as you kiss her. She's very friendly!

*shivers in delight wif an adorable coo and rapid wiggling cottontail* So lovelyyyyy~

You can always go talk to her, you know.  colleen

Oh my, what does she hunt?

Mostly other females who like playing games like she does.

*pulls out a chess set*

*pushes it away* You wanna play with me? We'll do hide and seek. Go hide in some long grass and I'll come find you.

Why are you naked? :)

Because it's comfy. Clothes are so restricting, I only wear them when I need to. And then pretty much the minimum I can get away with.

*Sense of envy grows*

*evil feline laughing* I got wings that work and teeth...big teeth! Poor little pipsqueak doomed to just flitter about on the forest floor. I'd feel sorry for you but I know you, so that's out of the question.

Do not feel sorry for me, for as it is said by the NRA, "Guns are the great equalizer."

Some of us they even elevate to a higher status like me....shown here...
http://ammoland.com/wp-content/uplo.....Bears-Arms.jpg

That is your gun. There are many like it, but that one is yours. Without it, you are nothing. Without you however, it's still a cool firearm.

If I am nothing, I must not exist......so why are you talking to me? Am I your imaginary friend acquaintance?

One of the more annoying ones. Even the pink pills don't make you go away. Maybe another child sacrifice...

You should have chosen the red pill.....

Oh no, last time I did that I awoke in a post apocalyptic wasteland, devoid of all life, suffering under a broken sky.

I don't want to visit New Jersey again anytime soon.

I'd think you'd go there often. Great places for dumping remains out there, I've heard.

'Heard'? I hear your family has a ranch there.

Repeating those kind of rumors about me people could get you your own 'ranch' in the New Jersey flatlands.


(just kidding!!)



(maybe)

Those Teeth!!........I'm starting to feel like a dentist saying that so much.....
But she is a little Hottie I must admit!
"Uh...Hey, Baby......You like to fly the.....erm...friendly sky's?" :)

Well, yes, I do. As long as the weather is good. My wings are a little small to fly in storms.

Dawww......I'll protect you from the storms, my wing's are big enough for the Both of us!! *spreads wing's as demonstration*

ooo0000ooooo! Such big furry wings! You look like my kind of guy. Big , furry and toothy! And you can fly!

Yes...Yes to All of That!! I'm also quite strong....so I'm Very good at protecting as well!

LOL!! "Toothy".....Indeed I am Very Toothy!! ♡

Wanna go hunting together?

Yeesss!! What shall we Hunt, Snipe perhaps?
*gives a toothy grin and bear's razor sharp claws while taking a pounceing stance*

Snipe? Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck? No, big guy, I think Moose hunting sounds about right.

LOL!! .....when I first read this I thought it "Trump Truck"

Haha!.......Hmmm......Moose might put up enough fight....I simply Love the thrill of the Hunt! Now....where we going to find a Nice Fat Moose at this time of day? *admires claws on Colleen* Those look like they could do some Real Damage.....This should be Fun!

Canada! It's the only place moose grow big enough to challenge a couple of badasses like us.
And thanks. I'm pretty good with these puppies too. You should see how I lie on my back and use my rear paws to eviscerate animals. Talk about gory!!!!

YESSS!! Why didn't I think of Canada.......?
I can Only imagine! Personally, I like to swoop down from above and Grab them by the back of the neck, lifting them off the ground. Then I play with them a little while still in flight and their so full of Absolute Terror....before either Snapping their head off or Hurling them to the ground to watch the Big Splatter they make!
Sometimes if I'm excited enough, I'll just eat them in flight.....alive and crying out!

I like tripping them. With their long gangly legs they get them all tangled up and then I move in for the disembowelment!

Ahhh.....simple but effective.....I like that!
However they Run when they see me, so that's really not an option......but I Could sneak around behind them....scare them and watch you work your Magic if you like? It would Truly be a Honor to watch such a Stealthy and Lethal Killer like yourself at work!!

Teamwork! That's the ticket! Let's do it!!

Teamwork! That's the ticket! Let's do it!!

YESS, I'm Game!!
*spots Moose in the distance and begins decent* "now I'll land here at the edge of the woods and sneak out, you fly over and find a good place to set up your attack.....good?"
*eye's small clearing just behind wood line and begins slowing to land*

Right! *circles around to hide crouched behind the thicket the moose will break towards when you scare it*

*land's in edge of the tree line with a soft "Thump"....feeling the sensation of cold soft snow suddenly surging between my toes.... Quickly folding wing's as not to draw attention to his self....slightly disoriented with the views from the ground, I begin surveying the area, looking for the Moose once more.....alas finding and locking on to it. Head lowers to a predator's stance as I begin to inch forward......slowly.......ever so cautiously not to make a sound. I inch through the thinning thicket.....curessing the crunching sound of snow under my pads as I make my way into the clearing......eye's firmly locked on the rear of the unsuspecting prey.......inching my way in I can see the steam leaving his nostrils, I can smell the scent of his musk.......I take another step, snow crunching like rice crispy's under my increasingly cold paws.....
With every step I inch my way to him....He moves suddenly and I drop to my belly to avoid detection.....I am greeted with a Sudden rush of cold against my warm underside....I fight back the urge to call out in shock or to jump back up......my mind begins to wander....were is Colleen....is she in position? .......will she be ready for such a large brute charging at full speed? .........I reassure myself,.....I saw her descend on the other side of the clearing.....so she's in position. ......she is an experienced Hunteress.....so she knows what to expect. ......and I will not let Anything bad happen to Her! ......I take another step......*

*suddenly a great flurry of snow with brown and pink flecks erupts underneath the moose and in a flash too fast to follow it's entire belly opens as if unzipped with a giant zipper and it's entrails fall steaming to the snow. When the crystals of snow clear you see the smiling bloodied face of colleen feasting on the fresh offal* C'mon slowpoke, before I eat all the best parts!

Nice!

*watches in udder amazement having never witnessed such a stealthy and destructive force.....is completely and fully impressed by the sight and skills displayed here today......noticing his potential meal quickly disappearing, he snaps out of his day dream and quickly rushes over to her side to partake in the feast.*
"I call dibs on the flanks....as they are my favorite! "

Helps yerself....she slurps, slurring the words terribly. I go for the liver, heart and kidneys first anyway. Them guts is where it's at in my book! *sluuuuuuuurppp*

Whoa......*gets a little queasy at the sight of her slurping the innards out of the still dieing beast*
.....youuu....can have that......I'll just stick with the Butt! *tears into flesh with razor sharp teeth, as my mouth fills with the taste of blood my pulse begins to race.....excitement fills my head....what a Hunt! And what a Huntress!......happiness is a mouth full of fresh bloody meat!*

Sure you don't want one of these delicious kidneys, Dar,maybe a lung? *she mumbles* I got more than I can eat at once here and you know guts go all ugh after they cool off.

*eye's Colleen....face red with blood as she chews on the heart of the dieing beast, blood spraying wildly into the air creating a mist with every bite...I finnish chewing the bite that fills my maw...blood running like drool from my mouth.* "You Do have a point there, and fresh liver is best served Hot from the beast!" *reaches his paw inside the gapping hole just inches infront of the Ravoness Colleen's hard working muzzle.....can feel the heat from her breath on my arm as I try to dislodge the yummy morsel from it's home.*

*accidentally takes a small chunk of Dar paw in her blood frenzy* Ooooopthie!

EEEEEYYYYOOOOWWWWW!!!! *quickly draws remaining paw back looking at Colleen in a very painfilled crossed sort of way...while licking wound...* "You BITE Me!!.....durn crazy ass cat....Do I look like a Damn Moose?!......*looks at his mangled paw...* "I'll never be able to play the piano again.....though that Might be a Good thing..."

Wussy! One accidental nip in the middle of a feeding frenzy and you're dying. Want me to take you to the hospital and have it all fixed up?

"WUSSY"?!! How would you like Me to Sink These Babies in to You?!! *points at huge fangs extending from maw..*

"Well.....I can't say I blame you....I Do look pretty delicious if I do say so myself....Naw, it's not That Deep! I've had Worse..."

If you're threatening me, it won't work. It'll take a lot more than some half way decent fangs like those to impress me.

Actually you don't look nearly as tasty as this liver, but if you insist on getting your paws in there where only teeth and jaws belong, you're gonna get bit. It just can't be helped. I learned that as a mere kitten!

"Half way decent..." I'll have you know These Babies are the Pride of my Pack! ......but I don't wish to argue, and I'm certainly not threatening you....You're much to lovely for such nonsense. "

"I Hate to think if I had my muzzle in there....I need my lips! .......ahh, well you see I usely eat alone....just not used to sharing my meals I suppose. "

In that case it would be best for you to wait till I've had my fill, and THEN approach for your meal.

.....now I AM a Gentleman and I Do believe in "Ladies First" and all that....but I fear if I wait, there won't be any Left!
You just need to keep an eye on those Choppers, missy!
*tries once more to reach the succulent liver....timing every bite the kitty takes and trying hard to stay clear of this ravenous chomping machine! *

I may be able to eat a fair amount at once, but not a big moose! Now if it was just a buck deer, I could understand your concern.
NOW GET AWAY FROM MY LIVER AND BACK TO YOUR HAUNCH!!!

*quickly withdraws Paw and retreats to rear of animal for some more Butt Steak * "well, You Did invite me up there ya'know......But I'll save you steak all the same, I find organs are like Chinese food...They don't stick with you long before you're hungry again."

Oh... ....he he...I guess I got a little too generous in the heat of the kill. Sorry, those innards are all mine!!

Well, that's fine.....I prefer a good Rump to Hagus any day!
Also, I call dibbs on the tenderloin! ♡

I could make so many jokes about good rumps and tender loins.....but I wouldn't want you getting the wrong idea.

LOL!!.....Try me!

Hey, the Wuff likes Meat...what can I say?

Maybe so, but rabbit meat isn't on your diet. I'll keep those jokes to myself. (besides, this is a 'general' rated picture. Don't want to put unsavory ideas into young minds, you know.)

True....true......but what about colleen?.......I thought I was playing with her....perhaps Sabortooth Kitty is on my diet?

Sorry....meant cat meat. I get confused now and then.
And no, it isn't on your diet!

Well, Damn......Just what IS on my Diet then?
....I guess it's back to the Kibbles then...

Yo can eat rats and mice. And burgers.

Hmmm......That's a rather limited diet.....I think I should have a little more variety.......and Not Carrots, you crazy Kitty!

You can have anything you want (except rabbit, of course) once you're healed, so qwitcherbitchin'!

......I ain't bitchin.....yet.....and Bunny sounds pretty good right about now....Perhaps you'd like to share a bit of Mistress Special with me?
Hey, you're a predator....I'm a predator.....why not indulge our predatory nature? While Mistress isn't listening.....

Hey....what happened? Is it something I said?

he he....wall of print problem. I was gonna go back to it and forgot.Must have deletd it with the rest.
My attention span for something like this is pretty short, so a few lines per post works best for me. Sorry I messed with ya again.

You're fine.....though I'm starting to think you're finding some enjoyment in messing with me.....perhaps watching me grovel.....

Actually I'd prefer you didn't grovel, but I can neither deny nor confirm my feelings about messing with you.


Aw....fuck it. I like messing with everybody. But what I said about long comments is true.

*eye's Bunny slyly*....I KNEW IT!! .........but that's alright.....I enjoy eat...Urm.....messing with people too!

Understood....I'll try to keep them down.....though you may need to swat my nose with the paper once in awhile if I get carried away......

I'll keep you in line one way or another.

......Haha! ....please, see that you Do!

truuuuuust me!

.....I still remember what happened the Last time I "Trusted" you........speaking of which.... I still need to get those stiches pulled out.....

Ooo. Ooo. Let me take them out for you. I'm really good at it. I've taken out hundreds of my own.

o.O......well...since you have experience.....I suppose I could trust you....Just this Once....maybe. *holds out left arm, pointing at a wound just above the elbow*

*gets out her lil snippy scissors and cuts the stitches, then pulls them out with a pair of tweezers* There! Not bad, huh? Maybe next time if we aren't in a hurry I'll put on my nurses uniform for you first.

*eye's you closely* "Hundreds"?.....yet I see No scars....o.O......and That was nice, Thank You! *offers Mistress a hug*
"Hmm......I may have to hurt myself more often Just to see your Nurses uniform!

Vampires don't scar, didn't you know? *hugs*

ha ha ha.....I'm gonna turn you into a 'cutter' huh?

O.o.....No, I didn't know that.....huh! Ya'learn something everyday....

*hugzz back*.....you Just might at that.....LOL!!

That's SICK, dude!!!

WHAT?......the Hug or wanting to see you in the Nurses outfit ?

Cutting yourself. You wanna see me in my nurse outfit all ya have to do is ask, silly.

O.O......well why didn't you say so?!

No, I'm no "Cutter"......and I gree That Is sick!
Besides, This Wuff's Fur wouldn't be as Nearly as Fluffy if it were cut on! *quickly fluffs up furr*

Good. If you WERE a cutter I'd have to send you through a therapy course. A very thorough therapy course. Mr. Fluffy Butt.

......just How thorough? .......
Would you adorn your Nurses outfit then?

So thorough that I couldn't be the nurse. It takes a specially trained one for that radical a treatment. We'd have to get Nurse Ratched. I'm sure you remember how she handled Mr. Randall Patrick McMurphy's little problems.

LOL!! I see your point!

I think it's very kind that you care so much for me.....I may have depression, but I'm not sick.....

You will be when Nurse Ratched gets through with you. If you survive, that is.

......Honestly, if I can survive the Bunny Mistress......I think I can survive ANYTHING!! *steps out in front of speeding train to prove point*