So, me and  KDRaccoon have this running joke. What if Burst and Headlight did get together? And what if Headlight quit school at 16 like she's been planning and Burst's drinking actually did catch up with him?

So here we have EFS Burst and EFS Headlight. They live in a trailer park on the side of town with their 7 Bebe's kids and their 10 ferals. Neither Burst, Headlight, nor the older kids have jobs, surviving on a mixture of welfare money, mooching off friends, and profits from the pot garden behind the trailer.

The Fayze-Fridays (or Friday-Fayzes, no one ever officially decided, since whenever they try to choose one, it starts a huge argument) have a rivalry with the Lopunny family in the next trailer park over, the Lops. No one is actually sure how or why this rivalry started (or if it can be counted as a rivalry if only one side keeps it up) or when it will end, but it provides most of their entertainment when they're not setting things on fire or stealing shit from the neighbors.

Sammy, despite being rather well-off due to playing stocks, has moved in with them for some reason, and occupies a little room in the back of the trailer which he shares with three of Burst and Headlight's kids.