So, me and  KDRaccoon have this running joke. What if Burst and Headlight did get together? And what if Headlight quit school at 16 like she's been planning and Burst's drinking actually did catch up with him?

These would be AU Burst and Headlight's offspring -coughBebekidscough- . Aren't they adorable little hellspawn?

Let's start from the left, then!

Flashlight Friday: The head bitch, essentially, and the oldest of the Pachi triplets by an hour. Whatever extra money the family has (which is none) she spends on clothes and makeup. She's been utterly spoiled by spending time with the filthy rich great grands and desperately wishes she was pure-blooded enough to be accepted as a Pachiel. Snooty, bitchy and arrogant, it's not really clear how much affection she preseved for her family. Her hobbies are flaunting her superior electric skills, stealing from people's wallets, and pretending she's better than everyone else.

Nightlight Friday: The goofball. Nightlight has no real worries other than where his next bottle of beer is coming from. While he prefers to go with the flow of life, he doesn't care for Flashlight's attitude (she cramps his style), and snarks at her whenever possible. He's picked up his mother's hoarding habits, and has a heap of metal junk behing the trailer. Sometimes he can be seen tinkering with it (or just hitting it with a bat, no-one's really sure). He likes mechanics and loves cars, and is the only one of the kids who bothered to learn how to drive (mostly through trial and error). His hobbies are 'borrowing' other people's cars, teaching his younger siblings important things like how to piss their names into the snow and milling around in front of convenience stores trying to get people to buy him beer.

Highlight Friday: The nutcase. Originally very sweet and gentle, Highlight was basically her sibling's doormat. She couldn't be strong like Flashlight or snarky like Nightlight, but she did discover that she could be crazier. Highlight flips between acting sweet and vicious as hell, much to the confusion and annoyance of those around her. Not that they'd say anything. She's a nutty little fuck and no-one really wants their eyes scratched out. She's even more attatched to her Uncle Remi than her other siblings, and shadows him whenever her family goes to visit. Her hobbies are tea parties with the ferals, screaming loudly at her family, singing songs about happiness and friendship, and threatening people with sharp objects.

Binary Fayze: The sane one. Binary spends most of his time holed up in the back with "Uncle" Sammy, reading and playing video games. He often feels left out in the family, but is highly effected by all the madness and havoc going on in the household. Easily irritated, Binary prefers to stay out of the way whenever possible, usually with Uncle Sammy. In fact, he's the only one of the kids who regularly attends school. His hobbies are spending time with Uncle Sammy, tending the pot garden, and reading pornographic magazines whenever he can manage to get away from his family.

Equilibrium Fayze: The...erm...yeah. Equilibrium is even more nutty than Flashlight, if that's possible. Manic and wildly energetic, Equilibrium has been diagnosed with ADD, ADHD, MPD, OCD, and CNN. But then again, he's been to really shitty doctors. He's on some sort of prescribed medicine that supposed to calm him down, and it does just that...the problem is that also makes him see things. Equilibrium loves to burn things, and often sets thing on fire in the front yard...or the nighbors front yards...or the middle of the woods. He's not picky. His hobbies are setting shit on fire, setting his pets on fire, organizing his collection of Zippo lighters and gasoline-soaked rags, and fire.

Crystal Fayze: The littlest one, and also the sweetest. Crystal has adjusted amazingly well, and isn't even phased by the insanity going on around her. She has a "chronic stomach condition" that can only be cured by piggyback rides, cuddles, and extra electricity. Of all the kids, she is the only one who is universally liked among her siblings. Crystal likes her dollies, playing nicely, her pet Raichu Bubba, and the great big bottle of yummy vodka stuff Daddy keeps on the shelf where he thinks she can't reach it.

The local law enforcement has drawn a map around their place, and no patrol cars dare venture into the area. XD