This was what happened to me today. I hit a patch of black ice, and my conversation with my truck went like this.

Me: Oh shit I'm sliding.
Truck: yes yes YES YES!!!
Me: I need to get back onto the road......oh wait......I'm not going onto the road.
Truck: No you're not! Mwahahaha!
Me: I'll go into that field there to avoid that sign.
Truck: I won't let you!.....Good, now that you've hit that bank, it's time for me to slide you into the sign. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!