When you Flare Blitz and your opponent blocks then up-smashes you.
When you take a nap and still feel tired when you wake up, but not tired enough to sleep again.
When you get a headache after eating your favorite foods.
When you have enough money for appetizers but not enough for an actual meal.
When you drop your food on the floor and on your favorite shirt before the first bite.
When a piece of spicy buffalo wing goes down the wrong side and you can't cough it out.
When you cough it out and it burns your insides because it's a spicy buffalo wing.
When you write a lengthy post and your browser crashes so you have to retype everything from scratch.
When you can't get to someone's graduation and everyone parties without you.
When you shave after forgetting to shave for three days.
When you're bored of all of your video games but feel like playing something.
When everyone seems to be having fun yet you aren't but don't say anything.
When you're the killjoy.
When you lock yourself out of your house and someone is inside, but they can't hear you because they're blasting music.
When you forget to feed your fish and your fish hates you for it.
When your bed frame breaks and you're too lazy to get a new one.
When you get free money but have too many expenses so you don't use it out of not wanting to be broke.
When you drop your Xbox One controller after getting cozy and the batteries scatter WHILE it pauses your movie.
When you've already had fun with yourself but run into a hot piece so you destroy yourself again.
When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.
When there's toilet paper in the bathroom but it's out of arm's reach.
When you run out of things to say to someone you've hurt and can only wait for their move.
When you can't remember your own birthday and PIN.
When you wake up and your life is still a shitfest.
When your life isn't actually a shitfest and only complain because you have nothing to complain about.
When you feel bad for complaining.
When your Rock Smash misses because your opponent's attack put them behind you.

When everything. Fuck everything.