The original piece is over here ---> http://www.furaffinity.net/full/20264288/
by HeavyHosss

I traded him pizza, coke, and brownies for this!

But it's a duel near the bridge in Ithryll! Now I'm not usually the invader, so I have to run through my 'Dark Souls III' Invader checklist.

Let's see...

'Trying in invade as far away from a bonfire as possible so the Host likely is already hurt and out of flasks?' - Check
'Actually a total coward who runs away and hides behind enemies if he gets hurt?' - Check
'Somehow carrying 400 Estus Flasks to draw out the battle as much as possible?' - Check
'Retain the option of just running away and hiding, preventing the host from resting and hoping the area enemies
take care of them and give me the free souls and ember?' - Check
'Make sure to invade in Dark Souls 3, where the game is the most balanced to favor invading spirits?' - Check
'Under no circumstances am I to fight with honor, dignity, or even a shred of fair play?' - Check Check Check

Unfortunately, I couldn't get my hands on one of those incredibly long reaching estocs or washing poles to really get cheap and frustrating, but I got my lightning spells and my sword. Hey, maybe they'll fight with honor. Hahahahha I'm kidding. Welcome to Dark Souls. The game we all love, but hate each other if we run into them while playing.