"Bonnie" Bonnie MacLeod.

She's rich, boisterous, carefree, and a bit unpredictable. But given all the money she's made from selling nonsense, what can you expect?

She was always a big lass, often growing out of her clothes in the middle of wearing them as she sat down at the buffet. Through no fault of her own, since all her clothes were "sewn wee a hot need an burnin threed."


Growing up in "Embra" before moving to the United States in the mid eighties, she figured she'd start up her own business, but disaster struck when potential investors stopped meeting with her. Something about her eating anyone who turned her down, a claim she vehemently denies was true...


Undaunted, she got back to working a 9-5 before getting annoyed about how messy things got at buffets when she wanted to eat. Eventually she took to making her own wet-wipes, and before she knew it, she was selling them to the restaurants!

Fast forward 20 years and she sits the CEO of an absurd conglomerate producing everything from paper bags to microprocessors.

Not that she knows anything about that.

She spends all day in her office yelling at the tv and signing documents she doesn't care about, unbothered by the board because the last time someone told her her business practices were unacceptable, they found themselves her dinner.

Fortunately for her employees, she's easily flattered. Likely the reason for the nickname Bonnie for someone who's anything but.

Commission for  Ds1nt3k

An scottish business lady, with a poorly fitting pantsuit, i like that!

What do you think of her?, im kind of jealous if you ask me.