Way too mmamalian/unintimidating to be a tarantula, but furry law dictates all anthro fursonas need to have generally human anatomy and animal heads with human eyes in them. You can send me the club card now, guys.

Important Bio Info
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Name:
Gender: a guy
Age: bad
Sexual Orientation: go away
Hair: the fuck is that
Skin: terrible
Height: very low
Weight: even lower
Marital Status: swaps spit with frequency
Occupation: that guy who closed your favorite website for maintenance that one time
Moral Alignment: chaotic neutral
Hobbies: spitting over railings, being harassed, not being careful
Personality: timid, unassuming, a real chowder-head
History: he lost his arm fuzz to a meat grinder and he feels insecure about it. he bought all his clothes from a hipster's garage sale and regrets it. he's been on the run from his gay thoughts since he was born