I get it C:

Seems like an unwieldy shape for a Blackberry. Now, a Pizza-shaped one, that could work.

Also: Ass Ram. Movie advertisement, motivational poster, or something darker? Find out tonight at 11.

Well... i liked it ;) *giggles*

Sweet lord the disparity between waistlines here. XD

YOU LOVE IT C:

it took me a few minutes to realize that was a woman

I understood "tweet" and now I respect myself less, but it put the rest of the joke into perspective so at least there's that.

oh god COULD FATTY THERE BE ANYMORE REPULSIVE UGH UGH UGH FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But did she write a very very trendy movie?

Realizing that the humor was so highbrow I'd need Dick Clark's facelift surgeon to even begin to understand, all I could do was sit there, staring into the abyss, thinking two repulsive thoughts: Could this gelatinous female be made to jiggle? And was that cheese littering her teeth like the cover to some 80's shred rock album, or something far more sinister?

Oh god,

I got the joke about the slang....

Any chummer with his broca devide has to speak the Sprawl out from there to Main street. Holy Grudd, she's indeterminatly sexed. Total newt. -That- was a stripper? I was expecting a mindblown twig girl with a thousand stories about the Red Lantern street. Y'know, a lit agent found her curled up on a stack of crazynote diaries speaking ghostly in tounges. Perhaps the post-business life flopped her from Evercrack to 4Chan all on a diet of fattening. Her forearms arn't black in last scene, to where's the cheesefingers in the earlier duece?
That the laung clicks with Melvin is tastey.

oh my god her teeth ew ew ew ew ew ew

I don't know if I "get" this but it is still funny

The... teeth.

*hoses its mouth down with oxyclean*

Yeah, that scene from Juno annoyed me too.

Flipper feet!

So she comes across Melvin. Apparently she has some sort of important message to convey. The rest is lost on me. Sorry.

...I am fairly certain the painful tingling behind my eyes right now is an aneurysm.