How do I mine waffle?

With a pickaxe!

-B!

Like I do for fish?

What was the reference.

Age of empires.

There would be schools of fish in the water that your peasants could gather with a fishing net. At some point it started going around, people couldn't figure out how to gather it, and would ask 'How (do) I mine fish?"

I see, thanks.

Mm.
Breakfasty.

HA! That's funny!

Sigh lucky girl...

In Illinois we only have blood eggo's, from cruel taskmasters.

Do you have a waffle? Wouldn't you be happier if you did?

I would be.

-B!

Wish I had a waffle mine...or a buff chick like that.

I'd settle for both. I'd even bring the syrup!

...

Maple you perverts... jeez..

Well, yeah, maple. What else could you have possibly meant?

Well, some people enjoy blueberry or chocalate syrup on their pancakes and waffles. :P

I don't think fur and syrup mix.

-B!

The fur can't be EVERYWHERE!, specially not on a miner-bear.

Otherwise the stank would just be insane.

Oh I'm sure after a full day in the mine there is a serious stank!

-B!

which is why we love shower scenes! Hot AND functional!

I like where this is going!

It's like I'm steering you toward another pick with this gal, possibly with flapjacks as well.

Following that logic, syrup gushes from geysers like oil.

Now that would just be silly!

-B!

So by dismissing that fact you also dismiss the fact that chocolate milk comes from the blood of rabbits.

I doesn't. It comes from the milking of chocolate bunnies.

-B!

To the contrary. http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=120

Oh, I forgot about that!

-B!

BAM! Two explanations in one, chocolate milk AND the tooth fairy.

So not true.

Syrup is processed from rock candy which comes from the Sugar Mines of Sucrosia.

ah, looks like she may have stumbled upon a rich waffle vein...

soon to be known as the "Great Eggo Strike!"

leggo my eggo, you bastard!!

I actually was like , then I was like

So unwashed mined waffles are the chocolate chip ones?

Actually...

Chocolate chips come from Intrusions of chocolate into Waffle bearing ores and when mother nature gets the mix just right, you get your chocolate chip waffles. What is really miraculous is a Blueberry waffle vein or even more rare...Strawberry.

Geologica-breakfestical science has no good explaination for the fruited waffle veins but we are Working on it right now...lots of IHOP research is necessary so please. Support your local Breakfestologist, we need to Know.

I knew I was gonna get a answer like that XD

I accept donations :D

Is it syrup filled?

No, regular kind.

-B!

That's still good news

Dig harder girl!

Waffle deposits are always found near veins of pure Maple Syrup... at least up here in Canada it is.

Mmm... Sticky Syrup coated Breasts... I believe that is the only time it would be good to have sex with Miners.

Up North, EVERYTHING is near a huge source of Maple Syrup.

You got maple on your flag for crying out sideways; everything is near it

Yes! We now have a use for this syrup fountain I found in the ruins of the ancient Kellogg's tribe.

This is what's at the bottom of the Oak Island money pit!

Bwahaha. Oak Island off Nova Scotia, now there's a story I haven't heard in a long while... glad somebody else remembers that.

Don't two more people have to die till the treasure is recovered?
I'm thinking that was the prophecy to it.

-B!

My pancake farm isn't doing very well. Perhaps waffle mining is the answer to my financial trouble?

Crap, so that's where I put it...

Have you ever seen the Bread Mines strip in Questionable Content? Very reminiscent here. Good stuff.

Belgium!

-B!

Mmmm, mining never tasted so good.

Those, poor, poor miners... don't they know that when it comes to breakfast fuels, Maple Syrup is where it's at! Amber Gold! Canadian Tea! You hit a vein and it comes spurting out of the ground! And with the way prices are these days those that mind maple syrup, own the world!

From deep withing the great crags of belguim I take it?

...now, where does French toast come from?

You can come in anytime, but you can never leave!

*chbi me nibbles on it* OwO

Ahh that takes me back to the great waffle wars of the 90s...

Like Cookies?

http://www.angryflower.com/cookie.html

Mmmm. Lovely buff girl. Put down the pickaxe., I'll bring some for free in exchange for a good cuddle. :>

Now, have to find the syrup catacombs.

*swings pickax, rock wall falls away*

Gasp! It's the motherlode!! O_O

Adamantite waffles?

Those would be hard on the toaster!

-B!

True, but a topless dwarven brawl would break out over it.

Female dwarves?

-B?

Well, if both sexes have beards and are squat, it might be hard to tell the difference if they're just topless. How can you tell boobs from moobs behind a beard?

Depends on the world. sometimes they have beards, sometimes they don't.

-B!

Looking at the title, I'm suddenly reminded of Family Guy. "And you should put all your stock into *clock* WAFFLES! TASTY WAFFLES!"

Now to mine some treacle to go with it.

Sure beats mining for thorium!

-B!

most delicious :D and shes lucky not to far from their they put up an oil derrick and they struck maple syurp :D

That certainly explains why they taste so disgusting...yeah I said it! I hate waffles. It's a cute name to call a cat, but besides that...I'll have nothing to do with them, or pan-cakes. Cute picture too.

Waffle get! SCORE! ^^

Cheez Waffles. My School Bookstore sold them for a buck a bag. I hope they taste like these!

Was there anything in the stimulis package for waffle miners?

This must have been under Canada. Why else would they have so much syrup there?

Waffles! Tasty Waffles! With lots of syrup!

*sneaks up from behind and steals the waffle and causes a cave in while running away trapping you*

Sure beats strip mining for pancakes.

So no stripping?

I don't think you want ME to do that, no...

No, her.

-B!

So Blueberries are a track element then...

Boobs come from mines? I will have to look into this.

No, but boobs can be found in mines.

And sometimes behind kiosks.

-B!

Evil beware: we have waffles!

do you like waffles?

yeah we like waffles!

do you like pancakes?

http://rofliron.ytmnd.com/

Sweeet!

If waffles come from mining, where do pancakes come from?

Skinning, of course!

Ewww!

Eww indeed.

Good thing there ain't any nudity in this, 'cause then you'd have to Tag it 'Mature', and she'd have to leave.

So no naked mining? Awww....

-B!

Heh, Mature means no minors . . .

I knew they were too good to be unnatural

everyone else already took all the good jokes (and a few of the bad ones).

Now all she needs is to strike a maple syrup well!

Finally, a reasonable explanation of the hardness of the ego waffle.

+1 blunt weapon!

-B!

hope she finds an syrup field!

Ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. Awesome.

:: gets her pick-axe and goes to beat though's damnable dwarfs to the find:: waffles!!!

Yum! That would totally be my dream job!

And goats!

-B!

Just be careful, because those waffles convey immortality upon Phocoenidae!

So if you transport her and her precious cargo hundreds of miles by rail to the sea to feed said cetaceans...

...and if the train hit a relaxed cougar napping on the tracks enroute...

You'd be trainspotting a miner across a staid lion for immortal porpoises!

... but the Belgians delved too greedily and too deep.

LOL!

-B!