So here's the version, sans vocals. I'll be using this as background music for the parody commercial for "Brynn's Sass Station" to show what a sperg he is about computers and cars. It'll feature a hand puppet avatar of Brynn, with green screen effects and glorious wipes, all produced on glorious analog video TV production studio equipment.

My days of furry conventions are long behind me, but I think it would be funny to see some guys in fursuits try to sing this awful piece.

FASTER THAN FURIOUS!
Lyrics by Dinosorceror
Music by the 1980's

He was no speed demon
He never took the prize
But he had the eyes of a tiger
And his spirit was on the rise

He had to go where the action was
He headed off to war
Nothing in the world was gonna stop him now
Gonna rocket straight to the core

[CHORUS]
He had to be faster (faster!) faster than furious
Takin' it serious
No place for second best, it's winner take all
You need to be faster (faster!) faster than furious
Speed is luxurious
'Cause when you take the lead, the others will fall

He took it to the next level
He won't be lookin' back
He made a deal with the devil
She's joinin' for the attack

He's the boss, number one, leader of the pack
Winning's always on his mind
You better hope you never mess with him
He's gonna leave you far behind

[CHORUS]
'Cause he was faster (faster!) faster than furious
Mister mysterious
Won't ever hear him coming, takin' the fall
You gotta be faster (faster!) faster than furious
Livin' life dangerous
The future beckons, better heed the call!