Anyone who says that 'bigger than a handful is a waste' needs bigger hands!

I say "Bigger than a faceful".

Quickly followed by "Please."

... and there's a difference between attempting to rebel against dogmatic opinions and trying to make a freaking joke. Please - if you can't be bothered to learn which I'm doing, then just lemme know so I can make a mental note* about it.

Like they said in Final Fantasy V, "Knights do it two-handed!"

I see nothing wrong here...

two-handed swords are cool and all but but don't those equipment

No, no, no! Two-handed hands are a great investment for you, a very intilligent, intimidating and beautiful investment! In fact, why doesn't a beautiful leopardess like you get an enchantment on that handle; healing hands. Always has a nice, low buzzing effect to it that turns up as you start using it... :D

Hmmm... I think she'd like that enchantment!

Maybe a bit too much... which would be just right.

-B!

Huzzah!

Or better armor so that the hilt doesn't go through the links.

Leopard girls for da win!

Hell yes.

I second third that!

Who needs two handed weapons when she has 2 cannon balls attached to her torso?

Yes, but those aren't the sort of cannon balls that take down castle walls... or are they... Hmm...

-B!

Well i'm pretty sure she would be able to bring down the gates with the :3

And the added hypnosis of them when that top comes off...

Either accidental or intentional...

she should switch to battle axes heh

open that buckle and let loose ultimate battle field distractions ;D

That wouldn't keep the enemy at bay.
That'll bring on a whole new charge! ;)

-B!

XD lulz

...how did she even get in that position?

Donno, the important thing is she did!

-B!

Minion 1: Uh sir….shouldn’t we be attacking her or something?

Villain: Now, now, the lady is obviously having some trouble with her weapons and armor. In the interest of chivalry, we shall allow her the time to fix the problem.

Minion 2: ….Sir….she appears to have…unbuckled…By the ancients I didn’t know they grew that big…!!!

Villain: ……New plan, I want her captured at all costs. Anyone who harms her will answer to ME!

Minion 1: But sir…what about resurrecting the dark…erk!

Villain: That is a secondary objective. Now seize them.…I mean her!

*laughs* That's awesome! *thumbs up, hands you an honorary monocle*

Heh heh heh!

Oooh, that's so originally done!

I can't tell which voice should properly fit...

Megatron from "Beast Wars" or Generation 1 Transformers?

Ah, those class restrictions can be a bummer.

This is why amazon women cut off one of their breasts- so it won't get in the way when they use a bow and arrow.

Sad day for all.

OUCHIES!

It's really a pity for them to cut off a titty.

Maybe I'm just thick, but I don't get it. Why is the handle of the sword in her cleavage?

Because a zweihander's hilt is very long to counterbalance the blade; and the way she's holding the blade, well...

... Enough to pop that top and make jaws drop! YUM!!!

Amen to dat!

May I suggest Monkey Grip at the next possible level.

Of that is an awesome skill!

-B!

You know when I saw the icon I thought you were referring to something else as being two-handed.
*grope*

Well those are certainly two handers as well!

-B!

Oh good, then I'm not just being a pervert.

I'd say two-handed sword are WAY in.

Only if you keep handling them like a dunce.

girls wit 2h looks more sexyer

B-but she's a warrioress, zweihanders are like, a must-have equipment!

OK, maybe it is a bit tricky, but her opponent is going to pause for a bit while his mind runs wild .... then she just needs a Ghost Touch blade so her weapon can pass through her when needed...... Yea!

otherwise, I see very little wrong with this picture....

*gasp* I think I see a bit of a DnD nerd in here. *joins, gives you the DM pointed hat*

The Gamer Nerd is strong in me...

There was a character in Excalibur from Marvel comics that had one of those.

-B!

I can't think who.. but I've been so lost to Marvel..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylun

That guy.

-B!

Well I am guessing mainly it will work out some other time

perhaps taking a feat will help :D

That would be a serious feat!

-B!

Aww, that is pure awesomeness, Drake! ^______^

Thank you good sir!

-B!

Lol! I swear Drake, you're the only one who could do a visual gag this bad, with a completely straight face. Anymore, the way you poke fun at this stuff is one of the few things that can make me smile.

Woot! Thank you!

-B!

I love it, I thought it was a herm illo, from the thumbnail, happily proven wrong again! Great work.

even without this impedement, she'd still have to deal with the obstruction her... chest would provide to the movements of her arms in actual combat when using any two handed weapon.

... and THAT is why most warrioresses wear stiletto heels.

I feel like she should try dual weilding maces or flails. Four orbs swinging all over the place? Hehehehe. Fun.

Ooooo I'm liking this!

-B!

Bonus points if her outfit is leather with armored cups over the important areas! Or, if both the weapons and her assets are adorned with spikes.

Oh my goodness.

Simple! Just make the boobs bigger and use those as weapons!

Haha, great joke and art. Also nice throwing in the Green Lantern symbol on the shield in the background.

dude, awesome catch! I didn't even see that!

I love throwing that symbol in places.

-B!

Awesome pic, man! Something tells me that seeing her swinging that sword over her head would be enough to give someone a terminal nosebleed, heh. Definitely a hottie!

Oh I'd love to see her in action!

-B!

ba-dum tish, hehehe

Screw shields. Be a man and parry or dodge.

Her equipment is perfect for my equipment

just lose the scale mail bra and you'll get a distraction bonus as well as more ability in the two handed swords >.>

Maybe, but then she would have a LOT of trouble keeping her balance; every swing would send her whole body flying from the momentum.

she just has to learn how to use that momentum as an advantage

Well, you've got a bit of a point there; managing momentum is a key skill in two handed weapons, but adding momentum from your own body now, that complicates the formula a bit too much for most.

ahh but you also have to think of the stun bonus that would give extra recuperation time between blows

Against one foe maybe, but a hallmark of two-handers is a capacity for group fighting. the extra momentum may make some strikes a bit harder in dueling, but her recovery time would be way too cut down for group fighting.

wow you have thought this through way too much

...I have a lot of spare time on my hands...

To stare at Fenwick's ladies...

well that is a good way to spend your time

"HEY! THAT'S IN MY SPOT!" -Mr. Wuffins

Medieval Sir Wuffins would totally sleep on that!

-B!

DAMN YOU, WUFFINS!

Ah well, I'm late on replying but it's still just as funny a picture.

So many bad jokes come to mind. Don't worry, his mind will just explode upon seeing that.
Excellent and funy art, Brian.

And THAT, my friends, is how you build a CATGIRL.

Wait a second... How'd she DO that?

It looks like she somehow brought the pommel clean through the front of her armor(?).

Now THAT'S talent. :)

You may do a lot of boob jokes, but you've got some wicked skill with subtle humor too.

More than just boob jokes, but I still throw out a lot of those too!

-B!

Yeah, you also do wang jokes...and boobs&wang jokes...

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carry on.

Another fun day at the armory. XD I'd loooove to work there.

Good thing she figured that out before she accidentally gave herself a very blood breast reduction.

Holy Crap, imagine if she learned Titan's Grip, then she could wield three of those babies!

She's got the feat to carry those breasts with no strength checks!

-B!

Even better!

Oh man, that brings up the old discussion of how many rings you can wear. . . though other than nipple rings, I don't know how they could get in the way of that kind of equipment. ^^;

Well a gal that big could have plenty of rings!

but do you want to be the person that pierces a girl that built?

-B!

Not to worry. A paralysis spell and your all set. If she's a bleeder, that's what the clerics for. *twiddles thumbs*

Well, thats a pity.....

Very hot!