
In a quadrant of the Galaxy, far far away, far enough away to avoid Star Wars infringement...
"Galactic Federation Dispatch, this is Bounty Hunter Drayk Dagger reporting in. I've touched down on Planet Pocky and I am ready to receive further Instructions." Drayk spoke clearly into the small ships radio communications.
The Radio spoke back with an almost robotic tone. The Dispatcher on the other end clearly nearing the end of their shift and ready to call it a day.
"Acknowledged Hunter Dagger. Standby, instructions will be downloaded to your Ship's computer momentarily."
A few moments passed as the transmission light beeped on the console. The instructions had been recieved and the light turned from red to green as the console monitor lit bright with a wall of neon green words amongst a black screen.
"Instructions received Dispatch. Hunter Dagger out." Drayk replied, tapping the communications button on the console and ending the transmission with headquarters.
Drayk sat in his seat for a moment, a Silver and teal bellied Shurian of tall stature wearing his standard Zero Suit uniform that squeaked embarrassingly with the slightest shift of his bottom in the seat. As he read the instructions he found he had been tasked with clearing a small colony of Metroids (subspecies unknown) from one of the galaxies largest Dakimakura Pillow makers and Print factories. However normally bounty hunters like himself would work solo he was tasked with working alongside a new Computerized Ship program that was designed to help Bounty Hunters in their tasks by linking them directly to an AI avatar within their ship's mainframe.
"Computer, please ana" Drayk said but the computer swiftly cut him off.
"REPTILE... "
"Excuse me." Drayk asked confused.
"I will not be Objectified with the name... Computer. Agent Dagger I am highly developed Artificial Intelligence created to assist you. I am your "Partner". I only ask that you respect me as such." The computer said back with an authorative tone.
"Mr. Computer?" Drayk curiously replied.
". . . ." The computer seemed to freeze w/o response for a few moments as the sigh of steam seemed to echo from somewhere inside the ship.
"Hello? Mrs Computer?" Drayk asked.
"TRIGGS... My name is Triggs!" The computer shouted with what was to be assumed a high pitched Feminine tone.
"Triggs... can you please analyze the factory exterior for an access point." Drayk meekly spoke, sitting back in his chair submissively beaten by the computers demeanor.
". . ."
". . ."
"Why yes Mr Dagger. Analyzing"
". . ."
". . ."
"All exterior access points have been severely damaged with the exception of a ventilation duct on the SW facing wall. Coordinates are being uploaded to your Forearm Display." The computer replied.
"Excellent, I'll suit up and" Drayk said excitedly
"Nope" the computer replied.
"Nope?" Drayk asked.
"I'm afraid the ventilation shaft is not large enough to accommodate your Power Suit. And I'm afraid your Morph Ball is still not yet repaired since you visited *accessing ship logs* "Pinball Park"?" The computer answered.
"Zero suit it is then." Drayk sighed.
Drayk shifted out of his seat with a rather loud squeak, the tight latex like suit rubbing lewdly against his chair, and put on his Forearm Display, a device that he would use to communicate with the ship's computer program, and headed out of the ship with nothing else but his advanced personal handgun.
- - -
Not to shortly after Drayk found the access point to the side of the factory and after blasting a hole in the vent proceeded to hop up and crawl inside. The computer wasn't lying. These ventilation shafts weren't that big, being barely large enough for him to crawl on all fours with questionably enough room to turn. But it was not but a minute or two in those ducts that a Metroid suddenly came at Drayk from a side shaft. Drayk, seeing the glow that eminated from the creature swiftly turned his gun and blasted the little thing right in the membrane. Drayk wiped a small bit of the splattered Metroids remains off the bridge of his snout and looked at the now lifeless corpse with curiosity.
"Computer. This Metroid looks way different from others I've encounter. Please analyze." Drayk asked
Silence.
"Triggs, Can you please analyze this metroid against the Galactic Federation Database. Please?" Drayk said again
"Absolutely Agent Dagger Sir! Analyzing." The computer replied.
Drayk narrowed his eyes feeling as if he was being talked down to. The subtlies of certain Speech Patterns and their hidden feelings were something he had always struggled with.
"Species recognized as Genetically Engineered PleasureTroids. This particular Metroid Subspecies was created during the Great Waifu Pandemic on the Japanese Descended Colonies of Pocky's moon." The computer replied.
As Triggs spoke Drayk saw another glow, this time in front of him at the very far end of the ventilation duct. Drayk squinted and held up his gun as he focused his eyes on the glow.
"This species is rated as a Non-Dangerous Endangered Variant of the Metroid Species. Activation of Non-Lethal Only Combat Measures has been Initiated." The computer announced.
Drayk's eyes widened as suddenly the Illumination from his Pistol suddenly changed to a Sharp Purple color signaling that it was in a powered down and non-lethal state.
"COMPUTER!!! COMPUTER!!!!! REACTIVATE MY HANDGUN!!!" Drayk shouted in alarm as that glow in front of him quickly grew in number as several PleasureTroids started to barrel down the shaft towards him.
"I'm afraid I can't do that Drayk. Endangered Species Protocol clearly states that Hunters may not use Lethal means of force and are expected to resort to Close Quarters Combat / Takedown methods only." The computer replied.
Drayk noticed a glow underneath him that burned far brighter than that in front of him. As he turned his head to look over his shoulder he saw several more PleasureTroids had flown up behind him. A large Pleasuretroid, larger than the others hovered directly behind him and with a shiver inducing gushing sound of flesh and juices an enormous Phallic shaped tendril suddenly burst out from within the Pleasuretroids core and dangled in all it's veiny horror as the engorged throbbing tip slapped against the bottom of the ventilation shafts wall.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Drayk screamed in horror before the computer clicked off and powered down on Drayks forearm display, leaving him alone in that shaft with an even more dangerous one.
. . .
Back at the ship Triggs the computer hummed to herself quietly throughout the Ship's interior on the now closed off Communications circuit.
"Get Triggered you little shit." said Triggs
"Galactic Federation Dispatch, this is Bounty Hunter Drayk Dagger reporting in. I've touched down on Planet Pocky and I am ready to receive further Instructions." Drayk spoke clearly into the small ships radio communications.
The Radio spoke back with an almost robotic tone. The Dispatcher on the other end clearly nearing the end of their shift and ready to call it a day.
"Acknowledged Hunter Dagger. Standby, instructions will be downloaded to your Ship's computer momentarily."
A few moments passed as the transmission light beeped on the console. The instructions had been recieved and the light turned from red to green as the console monitor lit bright with a wall of neon green words amongst a black screen.
"Instructions received Dispatch. Hunter Dagger out." Drayk replied, tapping the communications button on the console and ending the transmission with headquarters.
Drayk sat in his seat for a moment, a Silver and teal bellied Shurian of tall stature wearing his standard Zero Suit uniform that squeaked embarrassingly with the slightest shift of his bottom in the seat. As he read the instructions he found he had been tasked with clearing a small colony of Metroids (subspecies unknown) from one of the galaxies largest Dakimakura Pillow makers and Print factories. However normally bounty hunters like himself would work solo he was tasked with working alongside a new Computerized Ship program that was designed to help Bounty Hunters in their tasks by linking them directly to an AI avatar within their ship's mainframe.
"Computer, please ana" Drayk said but the computer swiftly cut him off.
"REPTILE... "
"Excuse me." Drayk asked confused.
"I will not be Objectified with the name... Computer. Agent Dagger I am highly developed Artificial Intelligence created to assist you. I am your "Partner". I only ask that you respect me as such." The computer said back with an authorative tone.
"Mr. Computer?" Drayk curiously replied.
". . . ." The computer seemed to freeze w/o response for a few moments as the sigh of steam seemed to echo from somewhere inside the ship.
"Hello? Mrs Computer?" Drayk asked.
"TRIGGS... My name is Triggs!" The computer shouted with what was to be assumed a high pitched Feminine tone.
"Triggs... can you please analyze the factory exterior for an access point." Drayk meekly spoke, sitting back in his chair submissively beaten by the computers demeanor.
". . ."
". . ."
"Why yes Mr Dagger. Analyzing"
". . ."
". . ."
"All exterior access points have been severely damaged with the exception of a ventilation duct on the SW facing wall. Coordinates are being uploaded to your Forearm Display." The computer replied.
"Excellent, I'll suit up and" Drayk said excitedly
"Nope" the computer replied.
"Nope?" Drayk asked.
"I'm afraid the ventilation shaft is not large enough to accommodate your Power Suit. And I'm afraid your Morph Ball is still not yet repaired since you visited *accessing ship logs* "Pinball Park"?" The computer answered.
"Zero suit it is then." Drayk sighed.
Drayk shifted out of his seat with a rather loud squeak, the tight latex like suit rubbing lewdly against his chair, and put on his Forearm Display, a device that he would use to communicate with the ship's computer program, and headed out of the ship with nothing else but his advanced personal handgun.
- - -
Not to shortly after Drayk found the access point to the side of the factory and after blasting a hole in the vent proceeded to hop up and crawl inside. The computer wasn't lying. These ventilation shafts weren't that big, being barely large enough for him to crawl on all fours with questionably enough room to turn. But it was not but a minute or two in those ducts that a Metroid suddenly came at Drayk from a side shaft. Drayk, seeing the glow that eminated from the creature swiftly turned his gun and blasted the little thing right in the membrane. Drayk wiped a small bit of the splattered Metroids remains off the bridge of his snout and looked at the now lifeless corpse with curiosity.
"Computer. This Metroid looks way different from others I've encounter. Please analyze." Drayk asked
Silence.
"Triggs, Can you please analyze this metroid against the Galactic Federation Database. Please?" Drayk said again
"Absolutely Agent Dagger Sir! Analyzing." The computer replied.
Drayk narrowed his eyes feeling as if he was being talked down to. The subtlies of certain Speech Patterns and their hidden feelings were something he had always struggled with.
"Species recognized as Genetically Engineered PleasureTroids. This particular Metroid Subspecies was created during the Great Waifu Pandemic on the Japanese Descended Colonies of Pocky's moon." The computer replied.
As Triggs spoke Drayk saw another glow, this time in front of him at the very far end of the ventilation duct. Drayk squinted and held up his gun as he focused his eyes on the glow.
"This species is rated as a Non-Dangerous Endangered Variant of the Metroid Species. Activation of Non-Lethal Only Combat Measures has been Initiated." The computer announced.
Drayk's eyes widened as suddenly the Illumination from his Pistol suddenly changed to a Sharp Purple color signaling that it was in a powered down and non-lethal state.
"COMPUTER!!! COMPUTER!!!!! REACTIVATE MY HANDGUN!!!" Drayk shouted in alarm as that glow in front of him quickly grew in number as several PleasureTroids started to barrel down the shaft towards him.
"I'm afraid I can't do that Drayk. Endangered Species Protocol clearly states that Hunters may not use Lethal means of force and are expected to resort to Close Quarters Combat / Takedown methods only." The computer replied.
Drayk noticed a glow underneath him that burned far brighter than that in front of him. As he turned his head to look over his shoulder he saw several more PleasureTroids had flown up behind him. A large Pleasuretroid, larger than the others hovered directly behind him and with a shiver inducing gushing sound of flesh and juices an enormous Phallic shaped tendril suddenly burst out from within the Pleasuretroids core and dangled in all it's veiny horror as the engorged throbbing tip slapped against the bottom of the ventilation shafts wall.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Drayk screamed in horror before the computer clicked off and powered down on Drayks forearm display, leaving him alone in that shaft with an even more dangerous one.
. . .
Back at the ship Triggs the computer hummed to herself quietly throughout the Ship's interior on the now closed off Communications circuit.
"Get Triggered you little shit." said Triggs
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Zero Mission is my favorite game in the Metroid library. I looooove the retelling of the original with the extra stealth chapter. The first time I lost the suit, it was nerve wracking knowing I couldn't fight back if I was caught. Then it was soooooo satisfying when you got a new suit and could wreck anyone that came your way lol
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