oh god, fucking signed. I'm extremely thin for no particular reason and I get really sick of hearing it :|

All I know is that I have an uncontrollable urge to de-tartar the fat one's teeth with a belt sander.

Sad thing is my friend a friggin' skinny Ent and when he was at school people would think he was either they kid who didn't ate or threw up after every meal. I can't help but laugh as he tells the tale of the clueless guidance counselor who only knew one of the eating disorders but thought it had two ways to it while my friend face palmed and tried to explain he's a tree-ish freak of nature just got a high metabolism XD

this

Doctors claim that obese people are more prone to have heart conditions and a lower life expectancy but IT'S A CONSPIRACY TO SELL SALAD WAKE THE FUCK UP!! D=

Your shop sure sells a lot of irregular merchandise.

hahahaha god the auschwitz line LOOOOOOOOOOL JEWS

As someone who loves fatties but is a stick himself, I know all too well from both sides. :/

My next band's name will be "Irregular Thong".

My word! you got's a butter toof!!!

There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys,
Yeah that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Now there's, junkies with monkey disease,
Who's touching these monkeys please,
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
They've got problems enough as it is

While you're at it, you think you could do something about all these short people constantly commenting on how tall I am and how I must be good at Basketball?

Because my friend's jealous of everybody, she's constantly calling other thin girls fat.
It's pretty irritating.