Going back to work after my mini vacation was exactly what I needed - my coworkers may be a chaotic band of straight men, but I have never felt more welcomed back. Though, they managed to change all the fruit prices while I was away and they told me 3 hours into the shift. Thanks, guys.

"Did you have a good break?"
"Yeah, but I'm really happy to be back."
"...w...what? Are you OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. GO BACK ON VACATION."
"A..Alex OH MY GOD"