werewolf floyd is cute but an actually furrified floyd would definitely be some kind of desert hare.

i imagine this iteration of floyd is slightly crankier than regular floyd, having spent his entire life being subjected to wildly conflicting rabbit stereotypes, none of which apply to his actual species. hares are not friendly bunnies, they are gangly, antisocial assholes.

"how do people ekthpect me to thomehow thimultaneouthly be cute and innothent AND indithcriminately promithcuouth, god"