In one of my classes, we had to either make a short musical piece or tell a story using only sound effects. My first thought was "I'll make shitty techno-y stuff! I can slap that together, get a decent grade, and watch as furries eat it up!"

So, yeah, the middle sucks, but I think the rest of it is mostly decent. I'll probably dump this into scraps later.

All loops and samples thanks to Computer Music. They own it all. I just happened to force them together into the unspeakable act that is this submission.