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How I Would Deal With A Breakup!

By Mayonnaise-Face,
posted 16 years ago Digital Artist

This has never happened but its a GREAT way to alleviate any responsibility I would have had in the relationship!

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el-Koze ~el-koze

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

I loled. Several times.

TRUTH

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ROFL im glad hahaha <333 and I KNO RITE?

havocpwns ~havocpwns

Art Whore

16 years ago

I almost shot milk out of my nose. This is the greatest comic. I love all your comics

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ROFL im glad hahah thank you, i need to get back into them. I had a whole slew of them going at one point, even made a smackedjeeves for them hahaha but those are actually based on real stuff so things like this cant go there hahah so its never updated ;;

JerseyCat ~jerseycat

Watcher

16 years ago

The More You Know!!

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*sun shine*

JerseyCat ~jerseycat

Watcher

16 years ago

Is there a comparable statistic for the ladies?

Then again, if I convince a girl she's a Lesbian, folks will think the break-up was my failure as a heterosexual.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

DUN DUN DUN!!!!! I DIDNT LOOK AT IT THAT WAY CRAP

And i dunno!! i always just hear that 1/10 gay bit all the time

JerseyCat ~jerseycat

Watcher

16 years ago

:( I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAIN ON THE PARADE

By the way, the art here reminds me of a non-ugly Oblongs!

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ROOOOFL IT DOES OMFG THANK YOU

Weet ~weet

Digital Artist

16 years ago

BASED ON TRUE FACTS.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

OBVIOUSLY

Blitzdrachen ~blitzdrachen

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

I WILL SAVE THIS TIDBIT FOR LATER

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Lol!!

lazzyz ~lazzyz

Writer

16 years ago

OCTOPUSSY >.<

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

AHH WHAT

zesty ~zesty

Crafter

16 years ago

This is what I should have said, lol X3

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Lol! ive never had hte opportunity, but im SO GOING TO

JerseyCat ~jerseycat

Watcher

16 years ago

Yeah, it's win-win! You might help him realize his true self, or you might just get to land a great zinger!

GinaHyena ~ginahyena

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

LOL.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LatNam ~latnam

Rubberbutt

16 years ago

This has made a good night even better.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

im glad it did!!

Gerrark ~gerrark

Writer

16 years ago

I enjoy this greatly.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ahaha im glad

DreadPirateRoberts ~dreadpirateroberts

Watcher

16 years ago

This comic wins.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

yaaayy

DreadPirateRoberts ~dreadpirateroberts

Watcher

16 years ago

You get 3 and a half gold stars.

8D

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

I hope thats out of four~!

DreadPirateRoberts ~dreadpirateroberts

Watcher

16 years ago

No, this is more like the check+/- system

DayS ~days

Art Whore

16 years ago

Mmm.
Nope.

The man who argues with a girl about his sexual orientation is truly gay.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Lol!!!!

GUGGLES ~guggles

Anime Artist

16 years ago

I do something similar

except for, I'm the one doing the breaking up.

"I'm sorry, but I'm gay" n_____n then they don't even attempt to get you back~

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL!!

graffitty ~graffitty

Landscaper

16 years ago

i hope it never comes to this, but if it does, i am TOTALLY using this!

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Excellent. It will provide you lulz during the dark hours of "he broke up with me

but i ended it with a GREAT line haha"

akagen ~akagen

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

That is what my ex-girlfriend said to me =[

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL. AW.

chronoteeth ~chronoteeth

Traditional/Digital Artist

16 years ago

You are gay >:I

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

No, i coulda SWORN IT WAS CLEAR THAT IT WAS THAT GOOD SIR WHO WAS GAY!

chronoteeth ~chronoteeth

Traditional/Digital Artist

16 years ago

Oh rly

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

rly

RottenMeats ~rottenmeats

Anime Artist

16 years ago

When he complains to his new girlfriend about that, I hope she laughs.

I would.

Actually I did.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL
but he couldnt! the new girlfriend would always wonder

reddie ~reddie

Art Whore

16 years ago

what the heck is that in the BG? "Mayo"? watermark? haha cute

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL YOU SAW ITT!! i try to keep it as low in the opacity as possible, and yea hahah

ZevtheSpiffyDog -zevthespiffydog

Writer

16 years ago

GAYNESS solves everything!

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

I KNO RITE?

ZevtheSpiffyDog -zevthespiffydog

Writer

16 years ago

could we blame his lack of taking the garbage out on being gay?

how about eating the last slice of pizza?

BLAME IT ON DA GAI!

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ABSOLUTELY that is a valid reason on why he would not touch the GAR-BAAAGE (frenchysounding) or eating the last slice of 'za

Seux -seux

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

lol true for my last three boyfriends and 2 girlfriends

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

roofl!

CruzBones ~cruzbones

Traditional Artist

16 years ago

Your amazing... lol <3

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Ahahah <333

YuchiDaYena ~yuchidayena

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

FFFFFFFFFFFF OMG

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

XD <3

Darkmoon ~darkmoon

Photographer

16 years ago

OHGOD.
I wanna do that someday. PRETTY BADLY.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL! perhaps one day, though i dont wish it on you, you will get the chance!

Darkmoon ~darkmoon

Photographer

16 years ago

Lol. XD

underwear-ninja ~underwear-ninja

Peddler of cuddly things

16 years ago

Hahaha. I once knew this guy who "became" gay because he got dumped by/dumped his last five girlfriends (even though he was only like, 17, teen relationships hurhur) and I posed the same question, "Are you sure its not because you're a really terrible person to be around?"

Needless to say he got pissed and I got a healthy chuckle :D

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ROOOOFL
"healthy chuckle" i love that

wow he must be hated to have five girls dump him in a row by age 17

underwear-ninja ~underwear-ninja

Peddler of cuddly things

16 years ago

Yeah exactly XD

Luna Awoona ~rusheloc

Dude Reducer

16 years ago

The fellow appears to be blushing. Totally not gay.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ROFL

Scurrow ~scurrow

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

Like 5 of my ex girlfriends are lesbians now.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL!!!

vantn ~vantn

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

this happened to me...but i'm still laughing XD

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

LOL OH NO

vantn ~vantn

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

lol oh yes XD

krat ~krat

Art Whore

16 years ago

If it works... it works.

Mayonnaise-Face ~mayonnaise-face

Digital Artist

16 years ago

ROFL

roguesayter ~roguesayter

Writer

16 years ago

the male gay ratio is around 1:10. females thou "According to many psychologists tend to be more open minded and willing to try more things then men also I'm not sure if their is a chemical component in it like there is with men"