
Okay, Were back on WNUF and we have in the Studio two special guess, we have Ms. Woodly and Ms. Sweetcorn
Ms. SWEETCORN: Hieeeee Everyone!!
Ms. WOODLY: I am so glad that you guys have coffee here cause I am just no good without it!!
Ok ladies...tell us about yourselves ladies?
Ms. SWEETCORN: Well, we are the Assistant Physical Education teachers at Littlesquire High School, and the 1st deciples of the worlds Greatest Gym teacher, Violet Neapolitian Battleberry!!
Ms. WOODLY: I still dont know where you get all of this evergy from!!
What made you two become Gym Teachers?
Ms. WOODLY: I love sports, pay is good, and we get free coffee..I drink it all cause Ms. Cheery in the morning sticks to Energy drinks!!
Ms. SWEETCORN: I love to build confidence in the next generation of athlets by pushing them to their physical limits..Hi Kids!!
Do either of you two Know Shred?
WOODLY: Who?
SWEETCORN: Isn't that Squeek's Guardian? Squeek is so sweet..but she hates Dodgeball-day in class..I remember Shred said something to me about coming over to the bar that he works at and offering me as much Red bull and vodka that I could drink....think he was asking me out!!
............ooooookay, well you guys have a lot of callers on the line that wanna ask you questions..would you like to take some calls?
WOODLY & SWEETCORN: Sure!!
Alright caller..you are on the air!!
[Okay people..you know what to do...Have fun]
Ms. SWEETCORN: Hieeeee Everyone!!
Ms. WOODLY: I am so glad that you guys have coffee here cause I am just no good without it!!
Ok ladies...tell us about yourselves ladies?
Ms. SWEETCORN: Well, we are the Assistant Physical Education teachers at Littlesquire High School, and the 1st deciples of the worlds Greatest Gym teacher, Violet Neapolitian Battleberry!!
Ms. WOODLY: I still dont know where you get all of this evergy from!!
What made you two become Gym Teachers?
Ms. WOODLY: I love sports, pay is good, and we get free coffee..I drink it all cause Ms. Cheery in the morning sticks to Energy drinks!!
Ms. SWEETCORN: I love to build confidence in the next generation of athlets by pushing them to their physical limits..Hi Kids!!
Do either of you two Know Shred?
WOODLY: Who?
SWEETCORN: Isn't that Squeek's Guardian? Squeek is so sweet..but she hates Dodgeball-day in class..I remember Shred said something to me about coming over to the bar that he works at and offering me as much Red bull and vodka that I could drink....think he was asking me out!!
............ooooookay, well you guys have a lot of callers on the line that wanna ask you questions..would you like to take some calls?
WOODLY & SWEETCORN: Sure!!
Alright caller..you are on the air!!
[Okay people..you know what to do...Have fun]
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Kidalgo: HEY! Versus again! All 4 of us!
Rena: Mine first! Sweetcorn, you are a PE teacher, but how do you stay fit with such physique?
Kidalgo: MINE now... To BOTH of you, ho would you like to hang with a rock star? Maybe...a night alone with me?
Rick: back off... Okay, sugah-cubes! ya'll like good cover bands? he's probibly best than them there Wavegroup!
Cooper: Last is me, uhhh... You girls, like, dig sufer dudes?
Rena: Mine first! Sweetcorn, you are a PE teacher, but how do you stay fit with such physique?
Kidalgo: MINE now... To BOTH of you, ho would you like to hang with a rock star? Maybe...a night alone with me?
Rick: back off... Okay, sugah-cubes! ya'll like good cover bands? he's probibly best than them there Wavegroup!
Cooper: Last is me, uhhh... You girls, like, dig sufer dudes?
Ms. Sweetcorn. I have a question for you. As a very energetic squirrel, you seem confident enough as a gym teacher and I'm glad you have fun at your job and what you do, but my question is about your habits regarding personal hygiene. After a class do you shower with the other students, or do you slip into a private shower in your office? Or...just remain hot, and heaving and sweaty all day long?
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not...that there'd be an issue with...with that last part.
Also...would either of you be willing to teach me how to swim?
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not...that there'd be an issue with...with that last part.
Also...would either of you be willing to teach me how to swim?
Lionheart: Again, Lionheart here. The tiger that pissed of Tygris about his...equipment, so to speak.
Woodly, you probably drink as much coffee as a former Prosecuting Attorney I know and as well as myself drinking Coca-Cola (classic). Is there any chance you can out-drink Godot?
And for Sweetcorn, well...not much to say at this point, other than the fact that the guys in your class (as well as some of the girls) happen to be motivated by a set target. Is there any way you can get that motivation out onto the open, because I'm calling from a nearby telephone pole and ABOUT TO BE VIOLATED BY SCANTILY DRESSED CAT WOMEN!!! I'M NOT MADE AS A LOVE MACHINE, I'M A FRICKING DEMON HUNTER!!!
Woodly, you probably drink as much coffee as a former Prosecuting Attorney I know and as well as myself drinking Coca-Cola (classic). Is there any chance you can out-drink Godot?
And for Sweetcorn, well...not much to say at this point, other than the fact that the guys in your class (as well as some of the girls) happen to be motivated by a set target. Is there any way you can get that motivation out onto the open, because I'm calling from a nearby telephone pole and ABOUT TO BE VIOLATED BY SCANTILY DRESSED CAT WOMEN!!! I'M NOT MADE AS A LOVE MACHINE, I'M A FRICKING DEMON HUNTER!!!
Hi there. Cody the Weasel Dog here.
To Ms. Sweetcorn, I've heard Ms. Woodly refer to you as quote "top-heavy" unquote. Does it bother you when she calls you that? I don't think she does it to be mean. That said, some people would mind, so I'm wondering if you do.
To Ms. Woodly, we've often heard you describe Ms. Sweetcorn and her personality, but I would like to know how you would describe yourself?
To both, what would your ideal man be? I have my eyes elsewhere, so don't worry about me. I'm just asking because I'm wondering how your ideal man would compare to yourselves.
To Ms. Sweetcorn, I've heard Ms. Woodly refer to you as quote "top-heavy" unquote. Does it bother you when she calls you that? I don't think she does it to be mean. That said, some people would mind, so I'm wondering if you do.
To Ms. Woodly, we've often heard you describe Ms. Sweetcorn and her personality, but I would like to know how you would describe yourself?
To both, what would your ideal man be? I have my eyes elsewhere, so don't worry about me. I'm just asking because I'm wondering how your ideal man would compare to yourselves.
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