As it turns out, it's the 10th anniversary of the English release for the 8th Pokemon movie, so I made this.

Remember how epic he was in the movie, jumping and running all over the place, throwing fireballs like a noobish Street Fighter player would?

Well, that was 10 years ago, and the only thing that's emanating from him nowadays is the stuff that he had for lunch.
Always best to keep on your toes, kids.

Pokemon © Nintendo, GameFreak
Shoutouts to guyfuy~