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DO YOU WANT ONE OR SOMETHING FFS


jk you're not getting one, you're still fam tho

YEAH WELL

YU'RE NOT GETTING MY
FruCKIN

PIECE OF PAPER
HUH? HOW'S THAt FEEL

jk
Iusedthe p a p e r

to jack off? ew stop

Yes
yes, big booty
Im papersexual

becaUSE NOTHING is sexier than a

b l a n k

s o g g y

m a t e r i a l

used for writing


WRITE ON ME YOU SLUT

call me big daddy

i've got construction paper, index cards, printer paper, whatever you need fam




ok bby will do

ok, big booty

>big booty


I SAID BIG DADDY SMH

OKAY BIG BUTT

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOUNG MAN

FAT
MEATY
BIG BUTT BOOTY ASS

THAT'S IT, GO TO YOUR SEX DUNGEON, YOU'RE GROUNDED

FUCK YOUUUU MOM
I LOVE THE SEX DUNGEON
I CAN EAT THE RATS DOWN THERE
ITS LEAKING SO IT REALLY FUCKING COLD IN THERE

I COULDN'T BE HAPPIERRR

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND BEAT YOU YOUNG MAN

FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT FAT BUTT

FAAAAAAAAAT BUUUUUTTTT

that's it, i'm coming down there

FUCK-
*digs way out of dungeon with a dildo*

OH NO YOU DON'T *Grabs his leg as he's digging*

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUKVUCK MY LIFE
MOM JIST LET ME BE WHO IAMM
ECERY ESSENCE OF MY BODY IS PAPER

NO


I'M GOING TO CONVERT TO THE WAY OF THE PENCIL

....
I
CANNOT
BELIEVEE WHAT I AM HEARING

WELL IT'S GONNA HAPPEN *drags him to the dungeon*

NEVER WOULDA HAPPENED IF YOU DIDNT CHEAT ON DAD, MOMM

I'M NOT GAY FAGGOT

im homosexual

o-