
Fun times.
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A friend of mine deals with two things.
People calling him 'bruh' all the time. Or one if it's well known variants. Breh. Buuh. Brah.
The other thing they like to do i ask a question, then say 'FUCK <whatever you just answered>!'
'Yo, what town are you from?! .... FUCK that town!'
'What're you eating for dinner?! .... FUCK yo dinner!'
'How old are you?! .... FUCK people your age!'
...it's actually pretty hilarious.
People calling him 'bruh' all the time. Or one if it's well known variants. Breh. Buuh. Brah.
The other thing they like to do i ask a question, then say 'FUCK <whatever you just answered>!'
'Yo, what town are you from?! .... FUCK that town!'
'What're you eating for dinner?! .... FUCK yo dinner!'
'How old are you?! .... FUCK people your age!'
...it's actually pretty hilarious.
Let these little online trolls pray, there's no one that's born with technopathy powers. Cause nothing like being able to cause someone's computer to up an slap a brat for being a rude little bint. Or a small electrical zap. Y'know nothing lethal. Just enough to cause unconsciousness. The day that happens, the world will become a politer place. Or very quite, not sure which
"Coming soon to computers and consoles near you! INTERNET PUNCHFACE!
Tired of those asshole gamers who talk shit like their anus and mouth were switched?! Wanna get back at those really good gamers who's only purpose in playing the game seems to be following you around and killing you over and over for not being as good as they are? Feeling a need to lash out at people who you're sure wouldn't be such dicks if only someone could teach them a lesson!? Well dream no more!
INTERNET PUNCHFACE connects to your system with a simple USB, and allows you to send a concentrated burst of electrostatic energy straight into their systems! This manifests itself as a burst of tangible force that can reach up to 15 feet from the receiving system's screen! Those on the receiving end get 'punched' by this burst of energy... hard! And since most of them are leaning in as the gloat and troll, it hits them right in the kisser!
It's YOUR turn to gloat... as the former trolls writhe on the floor from the well deserved smack they just got to the mouth! Cleared by all FCC and ISP services and (more or less) harmless! Punt those raging sub-teens out of your 18+ only games! Take those hackers and bored players with nothing to do but harass other players down a notch!
RESERVE YOUR COPY TODAY!!!
Tired of those asshole gamers who talk shit like their anus and mouth were switched?! Wanna get back at those really good gamers who's only purpose in playing the game seems to be following you around and killing you over and over for not being as good as they are? Feeling a need to lash out at people who you're sure wouldn't be such dicks if only someone could teach them a lesson!? Well dream no more!
INTERNET PUNCHFACE connects to your system with a simple USB, and allows you to send a concentrated burst of electrostatic energy straight into their systems! This manifests itself as a burst of tangible force that can reach up to 15 feet from the receiving system's screen! Those on the receiving end get 'punched' by this burst of energy... hard! And since most of them are leaning in as the gloat and troll, it hits them right in the kisser!
It's YOUR turn to gloat... as the former trolls writhe on the floor from the well deserved smack they just got to the mouth! Cleared by all FCC and ISP services and (more or less) harmless! Punt those raging sub-teens out of your 18+ only games! Take those hackers and bored players with nothing to do but harass other players down a notch!
RESERVE YOUR COPY TODAY!!!
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