Again, I don't have anything against P.Z. Myers and I love his blog to death. This is more a commentary on how, if you mention his name ANYWHERE online, your comments section will be flooded within minutes by people going I LOVE P.Z. MYERS!!! and NO, I LOVE P.Z. MYERS MORE!!! All I can say is, dudes, if you really feel that great a need to suck Myers' cock, go do it on his site. I mean, he's got a whole site. It's called Pharyngula. You might have heard of it. I hear it's quite popular! And I'm sure that Myers will be more likely to see your comments if you post it there rather than under a second-rate furry comic with a scary flamingo wearing a firehat.

Haha I'm just joshin' ya, P.Z. YER ALLLLLLLLLRIGHT IN MY BOOK!

EDIT: Oops, misspelled P.Z. Myers' name because I'm functionally retarded! C: How embarrassing! Fixed now.