*Rayly* What the fuck shiz!!! I...II COULD HAVE DIED YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
*Shiz* told you the n..n....*burps* iiiiiightmarians were some cruel sons of bitches. So did you got the Flobster gorck I asked you to grab?
*Rayly* Y...Yoooooou Didnt told me they were some demon eggs i... iiiii had to fight their mom with my barefist Shiz!. I Almost got killed for your stupid eggs w..what the were you doing you could have given me a gun or something!
*Shiz* Jeez you really k..knows *burps* HHHooowww to dramatize things Rayly, i had to go see my wife and fuck her Rayly.. s...sheeeeee really a mean *burp* CCCCCCCraaaazy bitch that one. Who knew a Nightmarian could send Crowlies in space to another p...planet. You know what *burps*AAAaaaaa Crowlies is Rayly, its a fucking giant bird who has guns for eyes Rayly. y..you think you had it rough, Just wait until you get a wife who sends this after you i... *burps* IIIIIIfffff you dont plow her every 5 months..
*Rayly* Who cares about that crow woman you married!! S...she always knock me down with her shovel if i try to enter the house, she's a real bitch plus Look at me Shiz. Oh jeeez How am i going to hide those wounds and the missing tooth i have from the parents huh Shiz!?
*Shiz* Relax Rayly i got s...some good shit at the garage that can *burp* PPUUUuuuut on you!! Here i have some of it in my pocket, its healing jelly Rayly, its going to heal your wound and grow you tooth back. N..N...now hold still i got to shove it underneath your eyes, th..thats how the jelly works now hold still.
*Rayly* What the hell! No Shiz DONT!! - tries to push him away- DONT SHOVE THIS THING IN MY EYE YOU MANIAC!! - kick his balls, the reflex made him shove the gel in her eyes still, now curled up-
*Shiz* WHAT THE F@**@$*@*$*@#*$*@#$*@#*$#*$*@*$*@#* That was my balls Rayly you stupid B#*$*#$*q$(@$(@*$@(*$*(!!
*Rayly* Oooooh jeez im sorry Shiz i panicked sorry!!
And thats all i can think off sorry :P So this is a Rick and Morty goof with my character Shizame as Rick and http://missstorywriter10289.deviantart.com/ as Morty
*Shiz* told you the n..n....*burps* iiiiiightmarians were some cruel sons of bitches. So did you got the Flobster gorck I asked you to grab?
*Rayly* Y...Yoooooou Didnt told me they were some demon eggs i... iiiii had to fight their mom with my barefist Shiz!. I Almost got killed for your stupid eggs w..what the were you doing you could have given me a gun or something!
*Shiz* Jeez you really k..knows *burps* HHHooowww to dramatize things Rayly, i had to go see my wife and fuck her Rayly.. s...sheeeeee really a mean *burp* CCCCCCCraaaazy bitch that one. Who knew a Nightmarian could send Crowlies in space to another p...planet. You know what *burps*AAAaaaaa Crowlies is Rayly, its a fucking giant bird who has guns for eyes Rayly. y..you think you had it rough, Just wait until you get a wife who sends this after you i... *burps* IIIIIIfffff you dont plow her every 5 months..
*Rayly* Who cares about that crow woman you married!! S...she always knock me down with her shovel if i try to enter the house, she's a real bitch plus Look at me Shiz. Oh jeeez How am i going to hide those wounds and the missing tooth i have from the parents huh Shiz!?
*Shiz* Relax Rayly i got s...some good shit at the garage that can *burp* PPUUUuuuut on you!! Here i have some of it in my pocket, its healing jelly Rayly, its going to heal your wound and grow you tooth back. N..N...now hold still i got to shove it underneath your eyes, th..thats how the jelly works now hold still.
*Rayly* What the hell! No Shiz DONT!! - tries to push him away- DONT SHOVE THIS THING IN MY EYE YOU MANIAC!! - kick his balls, the reflex made him shove the gel in her eyes still, now curled up-
*Shiz* WHAT THE F@**@$*@*$*@#*$*@#$*@#*$#*$*@*$*@#* That was my balls Rayly you stupid B#*$*#$*q$(@$(@*$@(*$*(!!
*Rayly* Oooooh jeez im sorry Shiz i panicked sorry!!
And thats all i can think off sorry :P So this is a Rick and Morty goof with my character Shizame as Rick and http://missstorywriter10289.deviantart.com/ as Morty
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 718px
File Size 164 kB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB.....lyglotPlatypus heres a little taste of what their relationship would look like
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