"Dude, I can't tell you how good it is to see you." Venti and Ted were driving down the highway to pick up the pizzas that were ordered.

"I know, I've missed you a lot."

"How's life down south?"

"Dude, I live four hours away from you in San Jose. I'm down West, not South. I know you're like sixteen years older than me, but you don't have to act like an old man."

"This old man can bench press your car, little brother. Respect my authoritah!"

"Reggie, I love you, but if you ever do that Eric Cartman impression again, I'm going to disown you."

"Would you settle for my best Macho Man Randy Savage impression?"

"Who?"

"Heretic! Randy Savage was the best wrestler in the 80's!

"Dude, I wasn't even born in the 80's."

"Your loss. The eighties were great. Of course, one of my friends is perpetually stuck in that era, but since he's a boxer I'm not going to pick on him. He's got a wicked uppercut."

"You're babbling, Reggie. Is it time for your pills yet?"

"Now see, this is why I love you, little bro. You're not afraid to pick on me even when I fling you half a mile up in the air."

"It was only half a mile? Felt like I was about to go into orbit."

"The 80's were Heaven," Venti continued. "Back when Michael Jackson still had a nose and wasn't a pedophile."

"Michael had a nose? Now I know you're teasing me."

"Truth, little brother. Michael had a nose."

"And Janet had talent. Whatever."

"I'm going to stop this car right now if you continue to desecrate the good name of Janet. Rhythm Nation was her best album. I used to own it on cassette."

"Cassette? What's that?"

"Infidel! Now I know how Mom felt when I'd tease her about her 8-track tapes."

"8 what?"

"This conversation is over, and you're paying for the pizzas."

"I'm broke, the economy sucks."

"Feeling your pain, Ted. Fortunately Mom paid for the pizzas"

"God bless Mom."

"God bless the eighties. I didn't have a bratty kid brother back then."

"Love you too, Reggie."

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