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Alright, so I'mma level with you here. techcoyote529 just got his first fursuit and he's been putting up some shots of it. So this picture is something that I'm posting for him in order to prove to him that rotating a photo isn't some kind of forbidden blood magic. This goon just forged right ahead and posted this photo sideways and for some reason didn't expect to be called a retard as a result. I inquired as to what manner of wormhole and/or catastrophic brain trauma was making this feat of software engineering so insurmountable and I came to find out that it was because he was trying to do it on a phone. This is what I'm talking about, people! This is the kind of shit that keeps me from getting a smartphone! Bullshit that I could've done on an Amiga while blindfolded with all my fingers superglued together remains utterly out of reach on this fucking Star Trek borderline-magic supercomputer that's taking the world by storm and being distracting to the point of getting hundreds of people killed.
Now granted, that could still be user error. To give you an idea of the kind of user we're talking about here, I was banking on simply sending this to him in an e-mail after executing the the complex and arduous SINGLE MOUSECLICK required to accomplish the task, but I came to find that he no longer remembers his own chuckle-fucking e-mail address, despite that exact same phenomenon having locked him out of his FA account just a few weeks ago. So yeah, Tech is insufferably, bafflingly ignorant in ways that at this point I can only assume are intentional. If he himself did not comprise roughly 12% of my active fanbase I would have ceased to put up with him long ago. However, things being the way they are, I'm forced to simply engineer ways to make his comic buffoonery entertaining. I do hope that you have enjoyed it as well, because that's all this post is. Till next time, gentlemen!
Update: Before I conclude this little Nantucket Sleighride, I did want to acknowledge the unintentional comedic brilliance that Tech demonstrated with his submission in getting the thumbnail and actual image to be sideways in different directions. Fortunately I had the sense to immortalize this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....psfhzqhsxe.png
Godspeed, you big doofy blue doggo you!
Now granted, that could still be user error. To give you an idea of the kind of user we're talking about here, I was banking on simply sending this to him in an e-mail after executing the the complex and arduous SINGLE MOUSECLICK required to accomplish the task, but I came to find that he no longer remembers his own chuckle-fucking e-mail address, despite that exact same phenomenon having locked him out of his FA account just a few weeks ago. So yeah, Tech is insufferably, bafflingly ignorant in ways that at this point I can only assume are intentional. If he himself did not comprise roughly 12% of my active fanbase I would have ceased to put up with him long ago. However, things being the way they are, I'm forced to simply engineer ways to make his comic buffoonery entertaining. I do hope that you have enjoyed it as well, because that's all this post is. Till next time, gentlemen!
Update: Before I conclude this little Nantucket Sleighride, I did want to acknowledge the unintentional comedic brilliance that Tech demonstrated with his submission in getting the thumbnail and actual image to be sideways in different directions. Fortunately I had the sense to immortalize this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....psfhzqhsxe.png
Godspeed, you big doofy blue doggo you!
Category Photography / Fursuit
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I must say that this is one of the most well thought out and well put together insults I have ever had the pleasure of the viewing. It is strange that something that is making its best attempt to anger me ( if that was your intent ) made me laugh. As I have told you though it is not my fault that I couldn't flip the image. It was sent to me from an Android phone and then sent to my iPhone. Somewhere along the way the file did decided to do what it did. Another point I will make is that I did flip the image but as you can see that did fuck all as it simply flipped it in another direction! Last but definitely not least ( this is the best part you see) when I posted the image and viewed it on my iPhone only the thumbnail was sideways. The main image was the way it was supposed to be. It actually supprised me when I saw what it looked like from your perspective.
What I'm hearing is, you didn't even know how much of a twit you were being, so I am providing a valuable service by informing you of this. You're welcome.
I never realized it was a life goal of mine to get so good at insulting people that they'll thank me for it, but DAMN that's a good feeling. You're actually far from the first person to say something like that to me.
I never realized it was a life goal of mine to get so good at insulting people that they'll thank me for it, but DAMN that's a good feeling. You're actually far from the first person to say something like that to me.
Use a COMPUTER! They're real! They're out there! They were DESIGNED for use on the internet rather than ham-fistedly retrofitted for it because they thought it would convince more people to shell out $500 for something that can't do hardly ANY of the things it does as well as a standalone device!
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