Duck 1, Monorail 0!

YOU ASSHOLE i had the day off. i was a mile from you

dam wish I knew

heres a hint. next time your a miel from me CALL :P

Well... This is gonna turn out out well. If you're optimistic, then you would see that the train needed a new paint job anyways.

Haha, that happened to the tram I was on when I was in DisneyWorld.

no one got hurt right?

Disney wouldn't let a duck get run over by a monorail, so I doubt the duck was obliterated.

That's hilarious though! What happened to the red/blue and grey monorails they had running like 2 weeks ago? Didn't know they had a white/red/grey one.

The one I rode was white :/

the monorail was derailed and everyone died, the duck wasn't hurt!

OH RIGHT

Out of the way, Im a MONORAIL!
MONORAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D:

Poor ducky ;^;

Duck stopping traffic...

I push the button! Ma-na-rail go down the hoooooole...

CURSE YOU PLUCKY DUCK!

Others that remembered! YAY!

haha, I guess there is a need for duct tape.

KYOGRE TRAIN WILL EAT YOU DUCK

LOL!!!!!!!! I'm going there again this summer. woo! Never rode the Lollorail. What's a mallard doing all the way down in SoCal?

Mallards can be found all over the united states year round. They typically breed further north in Canada and Alaska and spend their winters around Texas and Mexico.

One thing that has always amazed me is bird migratory patterns.

My friend drives the monorail for Disney World in Florida, he only has to go work like a week a year and he gets free passes and shit from them (not that I ever get to go...)

Ah the perks of being a CT cast member, all you can want for discounts and you only really have to work a 4 hour shift once a year.

thats the one problem with moving to Texas, Disneyland is only in California T~T

Omg! I go to Disneyland just about every day! FA ought to plan a furry invasion of the park someday! XD

I'd be down.

Speed up for duckplosion

heh

Oh, come on. The monorail stopped because the duck wanted a ride. It's a Disney employee (all park wildlife are on salary to some degree)

That Duck was just Daffy. };=)

Ducks were causing traffic to stop in Autopia when I was at Disneyland last friday. Two of them just waddled across the four lanes and caused the traffic to back up more than it was on that ride.

XD XD XD XD

HAHAHA!! It looks like the duck is winning!

Somehow it seems like this ended in tears; or a spray of blood and feathers.

Ha, It's a funny duck. =D

oh wow, lmao

and WTF, everyone living in Disneyland now?!

Hahaha that's funny.

lol i was there just saturday

A few minutes later, the duck robs everyone on the monorail.

lololol i love this

Hee...I used to work for the company that did the reno on that very train. :) When it was delivered to us, it had a marmot inside that had ridden all the way from California...I see it's still attracting wildlife. :)

What's the company called? What sort of company is that?

unfortunately I can't say, but its a 'broke' one right now. pout...still have no job. :( They build metal things basically.

Hum.. I hadn't realized Disney had updated their monorails since the last time I was there a few years ago...

Excellent photo.

Well sahit, i wanna go have fun at Disneyland lol

Man that's funny. That duck is pretty adamant.

thats when you start throwing small rocks

DUCKSAUCE!!!!! *insert foot in rectal duct*

This looks like a job for... Airsoft Guns! *pew! pew! pew!* Seriously, all this coulda been solved if they got some cheap airsoft guns and shot at the duck. It would sting a little, but the duck would be okay. Plus it teaches that guns are your freinds! XD JK on that last part. Paint it or rework it so it doesn't look like an actual gun and fires biodegradable BBs or even better, fish food pellets, lol. Monorail driver: "Here, have some food!" Duck: "Okay!" Monorail Driver: "..At high velocity!" Duck: "AWK!"