So when Angry Birds first came out, a friend invited me to go see the movie with another friend. I knew it was gonna be bad, but I thought it'd be fun to go see it. About the time the pigs started doing literal stripper dances in assless chaps, my friends started regretting everything. And then the pissing scene happened. It was 45 seconds, I counted. After the movie, we all agreed it was the most AWKWARD thing we've seen in a while. I did however like the visuals. The movie looked pretty nice, and I liked the bird designs a lot. Especially Mighty Eagle. He was cute~.

And now that same friend who invited me to the movie wants to go see Sausage Party on his birthday and again invited me.

Help me.

(tbh i wouldn't mind seeing it if i don't have to pay for it, but he's already payed for my tickets a few times. i mean he knows i don't have a job or have any money and he usually offers to pay for me. and then holds it against me. i've tried to give him brownies and other desserts in payment but he doesn't consider that worth it.)

(BTW, I'm the thing with ears, my friend is a bull, and the other friend is a dragon. Might do more stuff with friends sometime.)