I WAS CAUGHT "BORROWIN" SHOPPIN CARTS AT WAL-MART!!!
...ALRIGHT.. TELL ME IF THIS SEEMS NORMAL TO YOU.. A DECENT GUY GOIN' TO WAL-MART.. A PLACE WHICH HAS FUCKIN' LOADS OF SHOPPIN' CARTS.. SITTIN' OUTSIDE.. IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A PEN FOR HURDLING COWS..
YOU'D FIGURE.. THAT THEY WOULDN'T CARE IF SOMEONE DECIDED TO TAKE ONE OR TWO WITH THEM.. Y'KNOW.. AS A SOUVENIERE OR SOMETHIN'.. BUT NO! THESE TWO DICK STAFF GUYS.. WHO REMIND ME OF CORY AND TREVOR.. EXCEPT EVEN MORE BRAINLESS IT SEEMS.. COME OUT AND START SHIT WITH ME!
"UHH.. SIR? YOU CAN'T STEAL OUR CARTS!!!" WHO ARE THEY!? KING OF THE CARTS!?! .. THEN THEY BRING ME INTO WAL-MART AND START GOIN APESHIT SAYIN THEY WANT MY PHOTO...
...WELL... THERE'S YOUR PHOTO, BOYS... NOW GIVE ME BACK MY SHOPPIN' CARTS!!!
YOU'D FIGURE.. THAT THEY WOULDN'T CARE IF SOMEONE DECIDED TO TAKE ONE OR TWO WITH THEM.. Y'KNOW.. AS A SOUVENIERE OR SOMETHIN'.. BUT NO! THESE TWO DICK STAFF GUYS.. WHO REMIND ME OF CORY AND TREVOR.. EXCEPT EVEN MORE BRAINLESS IT SEEMS.. COME OUT AND START SHIT WITH ME!
"UHH.. SIR? YOU CAN'T STEAL OUR CARTS!!!" WHO ARE THEY!? KING OF THE CARTS!?! .. THEN THEY BRING ME INTO WAL-MART AND START GOIN APESHIT SAYIN THEY WANT MY PHOTO...
...WELL... THERE'S YOUR PHOTO, BOYS... NOW GIVE ME BACK MY SHOPPIN' CARTS!!!
Category Photography / Human
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Aah.. okay.. I'm basically impersonating Bubbles from a Canadian TV series called Trailer Park Boys.. in it Bubbles lives in a shed in Sunnyvale Trailer Park and takes care of over 250 kitties.. and he steals shopping carts from grocery stores, fixes them up and sells them to other stores for $18.00 so that he can have enough money to buy cat food for all of his kitties.
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