In the office of marriage counsellor Morgan E. Wood, a victim of Hurricane Metrystal and his still human wife seek help with saving their marriage ...

"The whole situation has really put a strain on our relationship. In addition to not exactly being as... human... as the day we made our vows, He lost his job as an electrician, which is hurting us financially, especially since our food budget is much higher than it used to be. He also has this musk that only seems to get worse AFTER he showers."

"Mhmm. Now tell me, can you think of anything positive about being married to Dean?"

"... Well he's really great in bed now."

"Honey..."

"I mean, you should see the size of his new-"

"Honey, is this necessary?"

"The Counselor said we need to be as open as possible, Dean."

Inspired by DrTau of DeviantArt