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So my step-mom is a rude, disrespectful hag. She doesn't seam to like me one bit and has a habit of constantly criticizing me of things she knows nothing about. She has had nothing to do with raising me and has no right to question my mother's methods or my life choices at all.
I have worked long, hard hours in EMS for 6 years. I pay my student loans. My fiancé insists on giving me a comfortable lifestyle. And btw, puppy mill puppies deserve good homes as much as any other dog. If they aren't sold, they go to research labs or are kept for breeding and neglecting like their parents.
She is a useless burden to my father - and my family when she is in town with him - She doesn't work and has reduced my dad, a great man and a respectable fire chief, to nothing more than her personal bellhop. I am not a fat shamer by any means. But her doctor has told her that losing weight is integral for her health. To which she responds by making fudge, baking cookies, making homemade icecream and eating at every fast food restaurant within a 10 mile radius. Everyone has to bring her food and drinks, run errands for her, and pass up all the good eateries because the walk i s too far or there are stairs inside. Which would all be fine and dandy if she wasn't an ungrateful bitch who has to contradict and argue with everyone around her in a self righteous, condescending way. Even though we are all polite and do all her biddings without complaint.
I just wish one day I could do this. Just once...
Bitch.
I have worked long, hard hours in EMS for 6 years. I pay my student loans. My fiancé insists on giving me a comfortable lifestyle. And btw, puppy mill puppies deserve good homes as much as any other dog. If they aren't sold, they go to research labs or are kept for breeding and neglecting like their parents.
She is a useless burden to my father - and my family when she is in town with him - She doesn't work and has reduced my dad, a great man and a respectable fire chief, to nothing more than her personal bellhop. I am not a fat shamer by any means. But her doctor has told her that losing weight is integral for her health. To which she responds by making fudge, baking cookies, making homemade icecream and eating at every fast food restaurant within a 10 mile radius. Everyone has to bring her food and drinks, run errands for her, and pass up all the good eateries because the walk i s too far or there are stairs inside. Which would all be fine and dandy if she wasn't an ungrateful bitch who has to contradict and argue with everyone around her in a self righteous, condescending way. Even though we are all polite and do all her biddings without complaint.
I just wish one day I could do this. Just once...
Bitch.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Miscellaneous
Species Cougar / Puma
Size 2000 x 4000px
File Size 1.29 MB
Sorry you have to deal with someone like that. I think we all have a horrible soul-crushing vampire in our lives somewhere, but damn - this bitch takes the cake. Literally, the cake, and everything else in the house. Also, can you go get some McDonald's fries?
Actually, I kinda have a funny story to tell - my grandma is a lot like that. We call her Mata, and she's super fat even though the doctor told her decades ago she should lose weight while she still can (she's 80 somethin now and can't exercise, so it's too fuckin late) but anyway, so she's super specific about her coffee, her food, everything has to be perfect. She also has this...delayed scream when she's surprised. Something will happen, and her face will contort, and then the scream comes out like a good 10-15 seconds after the fact. That's important to the story.
So at like, 3 AM, she calls my cousin Cody (who was fast asleep) downstairs to make her a veggie burger and some other shit to eat. So he makes her her food just how she likes it, goes to hand it to her, and she's unhappy with it and sends it back like their house is a restaurant and she's the chef that's getting paid to do this. So he remakes her food with extra specifications, goes back, and stands there beside her chair waiting for her to take it. She talks and talks to someone on the sofa near her, on the other side of Cody, then looks over to Cody and I guess she didn't expect him to be there so she starts screaming. Cody, half asleep, just sees her looking at him, and then maybe 15 seconds after the fact, she starts yelling, so that scares the shit out of him. He jumps, and the food goes ALL OVER HER. So she's screaming some more, and he says fuck this and goes back upstairs and goes to sleep.
Everyone tells that story every time there's a get-together, because it's hilarious, and fucking everyone knows she was being a persnickety bitch and deserved it. She ended up eating the food he'd made her the first time, which he left on the counter and was gonna clean up when she accepted the second try.
Actually, I kinda have a funny story to tell - my grandma is a lot like that. We call her Mata, and she's super fat even though the doctor told her decades ago she should lose weight while she still can (she's 80 somethin now and can't exercise, so it's too fuckin late) but anyway, so she's super specific about her coffee, her food, everything has to be perfect. She also has this...delayed scream when she's surprised. Something will happen, and her face will contort, and then the scream comes out like a good 10-15 seconds after the fact. That's important to the story.
So at like, 3 AM, she calls my cousin Cody (who was fast asleep) downstairs to make her a veggie burger and some other shit to eat. So he makes her her food just how she likes it, goes to hand it to her, and she's unhappy with it and sends it back like their house is a restaurant and she's the chef that's getting paid to do this. So he remakes her food with extra specifications, goes back, and stands there beside her chair waiting for her to take it. She talks and talks to someone on the sofa near her, on the other side of Cody, then looks over to Cody and I guess she didn't expect him to be there so she starts screaming. Cody, half asleep, just sees her looking at him, and then maybe 15 seconds after the fact, she starts yelling, so that scares the shit out of him. He jumps, and the food goes ALL OVER HER. So she's screaming some more, and he says fuck this and goes back upstairs and goes to sleep.
Everyone tells that story every time there's a get-together, because it's hilarious, and fucking everyone knows she was being a persnickety bitch and deserved it. She ended up eating the food he'd made her the first time, which he left on the counter and was gonna clean up when she accepted the second try.
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