Okay, that was pretty funny XD

... okay. I hate Pokemon go.... But that was just great

Pokemon Go, no, stop getting into everything! D:

This made me laugh though.

I'm gonna cry I had this kind of thought yesterday XD
"Pokemon Go for Raccoons~"

sweet lord XD yes

Ohhh I had to yell at some guy running across the lower meadow with his phone out... I got told to f**k off. I went in the house and grabbed the 12 bore and a few of M-80 shotgun shells. I went back out and told him he was trespassing on private property. Was told, he didn't care he and to F**k off and then he said something I couldn't make out. So M-80s in the feed tube, point well above and forward of him pull trigger to hear the click of the shear and the phoomp of the shell firing.... Watch it go down range... About 100 feet from him a nice big blam!

He comes to a screeching stop and starts heading for the chained back gate... To give him a reason to make hurry along a tad faster I lobe another one in on him... he took off like a hungry bitch wolf was after him... He cleared the gate in one jump...

So I boogy over to where the dead end road he was on, meets the main road and here he comes... A little Honda, he spots me at the intersection so he guns the engine like it would scare me or something, hell there was a small pile of gravel between him and me it would have launched him air born if he had hit it I also had a couple of big trees to duck behind...

As he makes it to the main road where he almost looses it on the gravel where there are a number of trees that would liked to kiss his car... I see a couple of bumper stickers... they all say "Vote for Hillary."

About this time Denny my neighbor comes walking towards me up the road.... Denny had reported the car as suspicious to the Sheriffs office and sent a photo of the car to his neighbor that is deputy sheriff... There are some very nice homes in the area so we keep tabs on strange cars in the area.

It would seen some crooks are using P-Go as a front to case places... It would seem our guy in the Honda was stopped for questioning as he tried to get on the ferry...

I would have loved to see you chase that asshole off your territory! I bet you laughed afterwards; I know I would have!

I didn't laugh at him... but he likely pissed himself when the M-80s went off and then to face me at the road... Said 12 bore had buck shot in it when I was at the road... He was lucky I was not packing my MAS... 15 rounds of 7.62 NATO AP AP rounds kill honda engines really well...

He was lucky to get away before you got your claws (or rounds) into him! I wouldn't have laughed at him, either--I would've laughed about his fright after chasing him away, because scaring people, especially assholes like him, is fun. Serves them right.

Wait--your shotgun fires explosive shells?! I must get one of those!

They were designed for scaring bird out of fruit trees here in the States... But they have other uses too

Ahh, I see.

Well, it sure scared the trespasser out of your property!

Yes it did scare the guy... Yes he did change his mind about being where he shouldn't. Found out he was arrested for outstanding warrants, I didn't learn this till about two months ago talking to the deputy neighbor.

hehe - if he had just left when you approached... he wouldn't have been caught *snickers*

True that is.

plis.. make phones for werewolves

Hehe phone/tablet with a sapphire glass screen and carbon composite back, to resist their claws and strength. Screen size to handle their larger pawpads!

Werewolves carrying cellphones? ...Where? They don't have pockets! D=

Werewolves playing PokemonGo.

Possibly the first and only time I've seen a Native American human in werewolf art of any type.

Just wondering why doesn’t he transform to human and catch it?