Rocky's not the type that likes to conform to the rest of the crowd. When it comes to having to wear his uniform on squad missions, he doesn't get too happy about it.

"It's not that I hate the design in particular. It looks cool and all but it's just the fact that it's so hard to move around in. With the way I fight, I need to be able to move easily."

Why would you need to fight? You get a nice big rifle standard-issue don't you? Just point and shoot.

"That? Heh, I never use that. It's got terrible precision. Okay, maybe I used it once or twice. I popped the cartridge out and held it by the barrel. It makes a pretty decent club. Heh heh. Besides, I'm not out to kill the targets, I wanna knock 'em out so I can arrest 'em. I prefer using my own gun. It's a custom I call 'Tough love,' a handgun that fires eight millimeter rubber-capped rounds. It's not deadly but it can break bones if you hit 'em in the right places."

Wait, so you name your guns? How... weird...

"Just that one! It's my own custom build! I made it myself."

Whatever. Anyway, back to the uniform. Whenever Rocky gets a call for a mission, He's required to wear the uniform to the briefing. When they get out on the field, he feels good when he takes it off...

"Okay, hang on a second, When you say it like that it doesn't seem right."

The uniform is a pretty stuffy so he needs a little fresh air sometimes. He likes to let it all hang out...

"Alright cut it out! People are gonna get the wrong idea! It's not that at all! I'm not like that. Okay, so I was naked in ONE picture and now I've got this reputation, damn. Here's the real thing. I always take off the helmet because my ears get uncomfortable tucked inside. That's not so bad. The jacket's the worst part. The bulletproof vest makes it tough to move and slows me down. If worse comes to worse, I take the jacket off, NOTHING ELSE. I've still got a bodysuit underneath so I've still even got a shirt on! I can rock a bodysuit so why would I bother taking it off?"

Admit it! You just like the attention!

"I'll give you that much. It's nice to be admired, but I'm not a-"

Oh come on! You'll do anything that gets the most pageviews. You're an attention WHORE! Are you or have you ever been a stripper?

"What?! Excuse me?!"

You heard me!

"I don't have to take this!"

Answer the question!

"No I haven't! Of course not!"

Liar.

"Dammit.
I thought this was supposed to be an interview, not a confessional."

--Rocky's long lost interview for the for the UDF's "Member of the month" bulletin.--
It never went into print. Rocky stole the recording tapes so that the editor couldn't type it up. Apparently, the interviewer didn't like him too much.

Anyway, I was bored so I came up with a crappy scenario to help describe his job just a little as well as show a little more of his personality.

I have to say, I didn't come up with this uniform idea entirely on my own.
Colors soon.