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** ** View the original on t2z & 4 Surprise >>> @ http://www.terrible2z.com/fridge/fa.....lus/M0S-33.htm ..** **
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** "AS THE OL' TALE GOES .. >> @ http://www.terrible2z.com/krib/misf.....-mouser1.htm** ..
way back in the year 2000, and in the aftermath of the Y2K computer crisis, ::
creates a one in a million design fluke in Baxter Stockman's army of robot rat-catchers..the Mousers .
A single stray little bot's circuitry goes off by a fraction, falls off the Mouser assembly line, bonks it's head and suddenly it's programming makes the little guy think he's a puppy dog !!
Baxter has no use for a misaligned Mouser that would rather play catch, bury bones, and piddle on the factory floor all day while sniffin' the other Mousers' buts ..
so Dr.Stockman kicks him out.
Mouser model # M0S - 33 makes his way to the junkyard and into Tokka's heart.
Tokka adopts the little robo-rover and dubs him :: Mousee !!
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Tips on caring for your new Mouser ::
Welcoming a new Mouser into your home is an exciting and life changing delusion and a risk to your homeowning investment.
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Make sure you meet your Mouser's special nutritional needs by feeding him a specially formulated Mouser food for the first year of his life or he will eat you out of house and home, literally.
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Hiding your sensei in the closet because he is a rat is a precautionary measure to all advanced mutanegentic lifeforms wishing to adopt a Mouser as a pet.
While technically subtle differences between mice and rats are mouse, mooses , meeces , masters, and mutants, and men are minor ; Mousers cannot differentiate between any of them and rodents ( unless you of coarse are a ' mouse ' ).
Excessive padding is recommended when handling a Mouser as it will bite. Also extra padding in your sensei's mouth prolly isnt such a bad idea cuz he's prolly not gonna wanna stay in the closet while you welcome your new mechanical friend into your home. But it will shut him from squakin' cuz he's got a big mouth anyway.
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Now it's great that you want to share the responsibility of Mouser ownership with your Snapper !! However, it's important that you assign age-appropriate tasks to keep your Mutant and your mouser from mauling each other to death. Here are some good examples. ::
A Snapper can help ambitious, monomaniacal parents with Robo- care simply by being involved — "helping" a parent fill rodent and oil dishes, grooming ( good luck with that one !! Mousers ain' got no hair and they hate to be touched !! ) ,going with Foot Clan to take the dog for a walk or to Baxter's Overnight Robo-clinic to see the Mouser Doctor.
It is ill advised Snappers ' PLAY DOCTOR ' with the mouser as the loss of beaks and limbs may occur resulting in the Snapper going to the Doctor himself.
Another good trick is to have the Snapper give the robot a mouse for good behavior, i.e. gets in bed or Mouser House before the Foot Clan leaves the junkyard. The Snapper and the Rat Catcher will both enjoy this special job and leave your house reasonably in tact.
☠ ☠
Mousers need i.e. demand allot of things, love and attention. It is fair game to day your insurance rates will go up when inviting the lovable little lug nut into your home.
They don't need sleep ( NO DOZ in bulk for the pet owner will help ), they don't pee, they don't read, they don't really play, but they poop ..
ALOT !!
The good side, aside from a continual diet of rodents, rabbits ( yes they eat cute little bunnies too ), and meeces .. .. they have alos been know to feed on their owner's arrogance and greed.
Yes, Mousers can be raised for financial gain as well ! ! They have been know to feed on the foundations of banks and other money laundering facilities like laundromats.
When they return home with their bellies full of lead, gold,bags of cash , coins, and jewels .. the owner is free to profit, providing they can evade the law long enough.
Also providing they are willing to sift thru' the Mouser's fecal matter searching for them ' Gold Doubloons'. Better yet .. pretend your a pirate searching for the buried treasure in your Mouser's fecal matt - - -
No no .. that's disgusting !!
You are just sick.. that's what's the MATTER !!
Be sure to plan ahead, get your shots and immunizations before bringing your filthy little rat trap home with you !!
☠ ☠
Choose a name for your newcomer and use only that name in calling the Mouser. Names like "BOB " , "Buzzy " , "Beppo", "Scrooge ", Micky", are ok .. but a Mouser is more likely to respond to commands on his interface if you call him a really complex name like "13223324344545995695696953442423234.14 K - P 2x 01111".
In teaching a Mouser its name, as in all training matters, 100 percent cooperation of all Foot Clan members is essential. When a Mouser is sent mixed signals, he can become confused and blow up taking half the city with him.
Remembering these key words and will not help you enjoy your new friends for years to come: Gentleness. Care. Patience. Consistency. Praise. Love.
..because only an absolute lunatic would want a Mouser as a pet.
That's right, i'm calling you a lunatic, and i'm calling the pound right now and am having you incarcerated or incinerated .. or something.
No no no !! Look just don't adopt a Mouser,ok .. it's really just a bad idea.
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* ..crayon inks,colour pencil,MAGIC MARKER,acrylic,design markers,Digitals,Rat Poison on sketchbook
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©2009 tOkKa, terrible2z.com @ http://terrible2z.com ..all other elements © their much respected owners..please respect the copyrights..
** ** View the original on t2z & 4 Surprise >>> @ http://www.terrible2z.com/fridge/fa.....lus/M0S-33.htm ..** **
♥ ♥
** "AS THE OL' TALE GOES .. >> @ http://www.terrible2z.com/krib/misf.....-mouser1.htm** ..
way back in the year 2000, and in the aftermath of the Y2K computer crisis, ::
creates a one in a million design fluke in Baxter Stockman's army of robot rat-catchers..the Mousers .
A single stray little bot's circuitry goes off by a fraction, falls off the Mouser assembly line, bonks it's head and suddenly it's programming makes the little guy think he's a puppy dog !!
Baxter has no use for a misaligned Mouser that would rather play catch, bury bones, and piddle on the factory floor all day while sniffin' the other Mousers' buts ..
so Dr.Stockman kicks him out.
Mouser model # M0S - 33 makes his way to the junkyard and into Tokka's heart.
Tokka adopts the little robo-rover and dubs him :: Mousee !!
♥ ♥
☠ ☠
Tips on caring for your new Mouser ::
Welcoming a new Mouser into your home is an exciting and life changing delusion and a risk to your homeowning investment.
☠ ☠
Make sure you meet your Mouser's special nutritional needs by feeding him a specially formulated Mouser food for the first year of his life or he will eat you out of house and home, literally.
☠ ☠
Hiding your sensei in the closet because he is a rat is a precautionary measure to all advanced mutanegentic lifeforms wishing to adopt a Mouser as a pet.
While technically subtle differences between mice and rats are mouse, mooses , meeces , masters, and mutants, and men are minor ; Mousers cannot differentiate between any of them and rodents ( unless you of coarse are a ' mouse ' ).
Excessive padding is recommended when handling a Mouser as it will bite. Also extra padding in your sensei's mouth prolly isnt such a bad idea cuz he's prolly not gonna wanna stay in the closet while you welcome your new mechanical friend into your home. But it will shut him from squakin' cuz he's got a big mouth anyway.
☠ ☠
Now it's great that you want to share the responsibility of Mouser ownership with your Snapper !! However, it's important that you assign age-appropriate tasks to keep your Mutant and your mouser from mauling each other to death. Here are some good examples. ::
A Snapper can help ambitious, monomaniacal parents with Robo- care simply by being involved — "helping" a parent fill rodent and oil dishes, grooming ( good luck with that one !! Mousers ain' got no hair and they hate to be touched !! ) ,going with Foot Clan to take the dog for a walk or to Baxter's Overnight Robo-clinic to see the Mouser Doctor.
It is ill advised Snappers ' PLAY DOCTOR ' with the mouser as the loss of beaks and limbs may occur resulting in the Snapper going to the Doctor himself.
Another good trick is to have the Snapper give the robot a mouse for good behavior, i.e. gets in bed or Mouser House before the Foot Clan leaves the junkyard. The Snapper and the Rat Catcher will both enjoy this special job and leave your house reasonably in tact.
☠ ☠
Mousers need i.e. demand allot of things, love and attention. It is fair game to day your insurance rates will go up when inviting the lovable little lug nut into your home.
They don't need sleep ( NO DOZ in bulk for the pet owner will help ), they don't pee, they don't read, they don't really play, but they poop ..
ALOT !!
The good side, aside from a continual diet of rodents, rabbits ( yes they eat cute little bunnies too ), and meeces .. .. they have alos been know to feed on their owner's arrogance and greed.
Yes, Mousers can be raised for financial gain as well ! ! They have been know to feed on the foundations of banks and other money laundering facilities like laundromats.
When they return home with their bellies full of lead, gold,bags of cash , coins, and jewels .. the owner is free to profit, providing they can evade the law long enough.
Also providing they are willing to sift thru' the Mouser's fecal matter searching for them ' Gold Doubloons'. Better yet .. pretend your a pirate searching for the buried treasure in your Mouser's fecal matt - - -
No no .. that's disgusting !!
You are just sick.. that's what's the MATTER !!
Be sure to plan ahead, get your shots and immunizations before bringing your filthy little rat trap home with you !!
☠ ☠
Choose a name for your newcomer and use only that name in calling the Mouser. Names like "BOB " , "Buzzy " , "Beppo", "Scrooge ", Micky", are ok .. but a Mouser is more likely to respond to commands on his interface if you call him a really complex name like "13223324344545995695696953442423234.14 K - P 2x 01111".
In teaching a Mouser its name, as in all training matters, 100 percent cooperation of all Foot Clan members is essential. When a Mouser is sent mixed signals, he can become confused and blow up taking half the city with him.
Remembering these key words and will not help you enjoy your new friends for years to come: Gentleness. Care. Patience. Consistency. Praise. Love.
..because only an absolute lunatic would want a Mouser as a pet.
That's right, i'm calling you a lunatic, and i'm calling the pound right now and am having you incarcerated or incinerated .. or something.
No no no !! Look just don't adopt a Mouser,ok .. it's really just a bad idea.
* *
* ..crayon inks,colour pencil,MAGIC MARKER,acrylic,design markers,Digitals,Rat Poison on sketchbook
☠ ☠
©2009 tOkKa, terrible2z.com @ http://terrible2z.com ..all other elements © their much respected owners..please respect the copyrights..
Category Artwork (Digital) / Miscellaneous
Species Turtle / Tortoise
Size 1280 x 1117px
File Size 421.1 kB
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