A song about multicast =^_^= I can ping every one of y'all!!! Also on Youtube

I'm a star comma g! Everybody on the Internet tryin' to ping me. I got MDT's, I got dedicated IP's; if you want a fire packet, take a hit of my trees. Y'all packets know me... (Yeah, you know me! I'm down with multiprotocol BGP!) Packets tryin' to be official using unicast beats: they ain't tryin' to be efficient; they're just doin' it on the cheap. I can get you anywhere you wanna go. We can keep it on the low. If you're thirsty, you can drink a little more. 'Cause I've never been a node to tell an end user "no", if you want it, you can get it. Come holler at a bro, I'm on that multicast. Multicast. Yeah.

I'm a star comma g! Everybody on the Internet tryin' to ping me. I got RPT's with v4 and v6 IP's. I got source-specific, I'm so prolific, startin' forest fires with trees. F that unicast, one bro, one flow: suboptimal network. Broadcast? I ain't tryin' to hear that! Still suboptimal network. Multicast is one bro, one flow, but you wanna flow, then you gotta know, but I might as well be broadcast, 'cause everybody wanna see my show. They loggin' on with that UDP, that send-and-pray, that one-way flow; I'm checkin' out that reverse path. OSPF, you do the math. Makin' competitors feel our wrath; we make a profit, they take a bath. Our internet's pushin' jumbo packets: y'all know who make it go. We're runnin' that multicast. Multicast. Yeah.

I'm a star comma g! Everybody on the internet tryin' to ping me. I'm a star comma g. Everybody on the internet tryin' to be free, but them people's tryin' to put the brakes on net neutrality, so they can try to put the brakes on all the people like me, carving niches all our own, websites homegrown, no corporate big business funded interest-free loans: stick us in the slow lane, so they can make us all go home, then take the internet and set it up in tiered zones. Then cost goes to the roof, and the creativity's gone. Take the network from the people, pretty soon, there'll be no more need for multicast. Multicast. Yeah.