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Tired of plain ol' luxury cruises where everyone has to remain human? Why not sign up for the latest in boat-based fun: the Monster Cruise! Our team of biofix techs will determine a fanciful body type suited to your personality and transform you for the duration of the cruise. Sign up now!
(As a side note, while doing research for this cartoon, I found that stowaways on cruise ships are not a thing. At all. Security and customs are way too stringent these days to let anyone slip through without authorization.)
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(As a side note, while doing research for this cartoon, I found that stowaways on cruise ships are not a thing. At all. Security and customs are way too stringent these days to let anyone slip through without authorization.)
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I could only imagine the legal paperwork you'd have to sign before you get on the boat.
"Section 968. The Customer agrees not to sue the Cruise Line in the event Customer suffers any of the following fates:
(1) Gets eaten by another Customer;
(2) Gets attacked by a non-Customer while on a shore tour;
(3) Has any recurrence of monster tendencies after the Cruise."
"Section 968. The Customer agrees not to sue the Cruise Line in the event Customer suffers any of the following fates:
(1) Gets eaten by another Customer;
(2) Gets attacked by a non-Customer while on a shore tour;
(3) Has any recurrence of monster tendencies after the Cruise."
(1) Laws of common human decency (such as against cannibalism) are still in effect, even if the humans in question have been physically transformed.
(2) This is unnecessary because the ship stops only at an island privately owned by the cruise line (designated "Monster Island").
(3) "Monster tendencies" do not occur. The Monsterization™ process affects people only physically, not mentally.
(2) This is unnecessary because the ship stops only at an island privately owned by the cruise line (designated "Monster Island").
(3) "Monster tendencies" do not occur. The Monsterization™ process affects people only physically, not mentally.
"The question of whether cannibalism is a crime in the United States is complex. While many people assume it is strictly illegal, the laws are often more indirect. Most legal consequences come from the actions taken to obtain human remains rather than the act of consumption itself."
https://legalclarity.org/is-canniba.....united-states/
So...theoretically...if the prey was willing...
https://legalclarity.org/is-canniba.....united-states/
So...theoretically...if the prey was willing...
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