idk who this is
i made him up

hes very nearsighted and hes 4.5 feet tall at the shoulder when on four legs. he lives on the top floor of an apartment complex and the landlord is too scared to kick him out even though he hasnt paid rent in months. he likes to rent and review movies online and gets all his food delivered via instacart. how does he type on a keyboard with paws? hes not telling!