(Original artwork as drawn by  Yoshidude47 . Link to his upload here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21004102/ )

As much as it'd be worth knowing your own waistline just to confirm its size or figure out how much you lose or gain, it's almost impossible to do with one of these flimsy little tape measures! At this rate I'll need to start using lengths of rope instead of actual measuring tape

..At least the robe still fits.. right?