Regis: Brother!

Ganondorf: *shudders* Oh, Din please, no...

Regis: *gives Ganondorf a bear hug* Brother! It's been so long! You're looking great!

Ganondorf: And you look... a few pounds heavier...

Regis: Hahaha! I've been camping around Hyrule Castle Town for a few days looking for ya! And let me tell ya, these Hylian folks know how to feed a man!*happily pats belly* I've must of put on about ten pounds since I came here!

Zelda: Ganon, what is going on?

Ganondorf: Nothing! I can take care of this!

Regis: Wait a minute? *looks behind Ganondorf to find Zelda; starts grinning like a madman* Holy crap! You got hitched with the princess?!

Zelda: Ganondorf, who is this?

Ganondorf: *sighs heavily* Zelda, this is my little brother, Regis.

Regis: Nice to meet ya, ma'am!

Zelda: Oh! Why, thank you.... *talks lower to Ganondorf* You never told me that you had a brother...

Ganondorf: I would have preferred if you remained in the dark about him so then I wouldn't have to contemplate suicide...

Regis: Yep! I'm this dork's chubby little brother! And together we're--

Ganondorf: Don't. Say. It.

Regis: We're...

Ganondorf: I swear to Din...

Regis: We're...

Ganondorf: DON'T...

Link: Fluff and buff?

*insert drumroll here*

Zelda: (O_O)

Regis: (^_^)

Ganondorf: (¬_¬)

Link: Ugh...

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Just a pic of Ganondorf and Chubbydorf (reffered to as Regis in the Brothers AU) for you this morning! Plus a cute little drabble to go along with it! Enjoy!