Great poem. It rhymes. Too much of that free-verse no-rhyme stuff nowadays, this had the charm of the old poems. Well, okay, I admit, I know nothing about poetry. But I really enjoyed reading this. The poem tells a story and has a very good, humorous grip from the subject. Very good, very good.

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Beware of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!