DT: I was doing to sit on the bench but I guess this works too.

So Buckball season made me officially like snails so I decided to reward the guy for being legitimatly funny and charmming. ah good ole snails bagged himself a trophy wife. How you might ask?
By simply being his own dofey lovable self and being there for waifu when she needed him. Like that guy you wouldn't normally consider dating or anything and you put him in the friend zone but then you realize that he's the one that's always there for you when you need him and you never even gave him a proper chance. The trouble makers on top are Beetle and Bugaloo (Beetle is the little one) Bugaloo is defiantly a boy but no ones entirely sure if Beetle is a boy or a girl, except DT and Snails of course but most people are too polite to ask.