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GeneCom isn't just an irresponsible corporate overlord that more often than not mutates their employees and the general public beyond all recognition. They also make consumer goods! As our lovely model Umbriel Van Buren shows, transformations (even of the part-time dragon variety) tend to crush cellphones like flabby grapes. The solution? GeneCom Transformation-Proof Cell Phone Cases! They won't even mutate you. Probably.
The magnificent art for this piece is by infectiousraybees and can, nay, MUST be favorited here.
The magnificent art for this piece is by infectiousraybees and can, nay, MUST be favorited here.
Category All / Transformation
Species Western Dragon
Size 1036 x 1280px
File Size 337.2 kB
Of course it's real! Auda City Fire Department has suffered major short-handedness in the past during full moon because not enough personnel thought it was real enough to take proper precautions.
Are... are you saying you DON'T get vaccinated for lycanthropy? Like at all? That's some serious dice you're rolling, career-wise.
Are... are you saying you DON'T get vaccinated for lycanthropy? Like at all? That's some serious dice you're rolling, career-wise.
Nah, it sucks right now, but it's for the best. The shots haven't failed me, yet!
That said, I should probably look back over the pamphlets they issued. Don't remember how broad the vaccine's umbrella is. I do admit that I... have touched one of these new claw-proof phone cases--niece's birthday, you know, and she has claws, poor thing.
But I washed myself quick after wrapping it, and I got the vaccine. I'm safe enough right?
That said, I should probably look back over the pamphlets they issued. Don't remember how broad the vaccine's umbrella is. I do admit that I... have touched one of these new claw-proof phone cases--niece's birthday, you know, and she has claws, poor thing.
But I washed myself quick after wrapping it, and I got the vaccine. I'm safe enough right?
*Having had a full meal, has no desire to eat you, only to bite all nearby vectors. This directive accomplished, head immediately clears of werewolf instincts, only to have draconic ones sweep in*
*Tilts lengthening maw up so your arm-chunk slides to back of throat, then belches fire to sufficiently cook the juicy morsel*
*Tilts lengthening maw up so your arm-chunk slides to back of throat, then belches fire to sufficiently cook the juicy morsel*
*Regains consciousness right in the middle of downing your cooked flesh. Tries to wretch it back up, but neck elongates too fast. Succumbs to swallowing reflex with a sickening ULP*
*with newfound baritone* I am SO sorry about this. Please, please please just don't file a report on me, I'd be ruined! I'll do anything. ANYTHING!
*with newfound baritone* I am SO sorry about this. Please, please please just don't file a report on me, I'd be ruined! I'll do anything. ANYTHING!
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