A little something that came to mind one day.

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Rush Twinkie Lunch

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At a large university multiple fraternity and sorority houses partied as Rush week went on along with the recruiting of new members like for example one group of fine young scholars....honestly they were idiots.

"ALPHA SIGMA SIGMA!" the group shouted and chanted as members drank as much as they could get their hands.

"Bros!" One man said wearing an upside down visor shouted. "I'm proud to say our recent members have pulled off the best initiation this house has ever done,"

"They have gone and spiked Prof. McCoy's drink so right now, that blue fur ball is probably out making a fool of himself. Ha!...that stupid mutant,"

The group of humans and anthros laughed as they drank to their newest members’ stunt unaware that it was going to backfire in just a few minutes.

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Meanwhile the good professor was just leaving his office as he felt odd after drinking a cup of tea.

Walking near the frat house that had pranked him, Hank's head began to grow light as whatever the members put in his drink took effect.

Hearing the chanting, Beast looked over at the group who at first looked like his students but slowly began to resemble his favorite snack.

Looking at them Beast at first wondered why a large group of Twinkies that were nearly as big as him were shouting.

"Eat us! Eat us!"

But that changed as his belly growled eager to do as they said.

Taking off his suit and pants the blue furred feline stood in a simple pair of black and yellow shorts with the X-men symbol on it.

"Well if these little delectables are so eager to occupy my stomach why should I deny them," Beast said in a tired/hazy voice.

Walking over to the large collection of them, Beast walked about them and watched as they laughed as he past them.

Looking around he finally spotted one that looked like a good starting spot.

Running over to one that was soaking in a small pool, the blue feline hugged the Twinkie for a few minutes before shoving it in his mouth and gulping it down like it was nothing.

Feeling his belly bulge out from the large Twinkie, Beast sighed as he patted and rubbed his pot belly that he grew and seem to jiggle in joy from the snack inside.

At the same time all the Twinkies around him began to giggle and shout happily as they ran around, almost like they wanted him to chase them.

Feeling both hungry and happy to enjoy the little game the snack foods were suggesting, Hank began to run around and grab any Twinkie that got in his grip and eagerly gulp them down.

At one point during the chase he began to get more creative as he would sometimes grab two and gulp them down causing his belly grew as he swallowed each one.

During one chase he grabbed a nearby tree limb and uses it to hook his legs around one that was running and toss it into the air along with him. Landing from the flip Beast stood up and opened his mouth as the snack food fell right into his mouth with a loud slurp before landing in the blue dome that was now the size of a tractor tire.

Looking around Hank began to notice that there were less Twinkies around then before with the exception of the ones in his belly, most seemed to have run away or hidden somewhere but that didn't bother the lion like being as he spotted one on a nearby table trying to run away.

Both waddling/lumbering after the tasty snack, Beast jumped onto the other end of the table and sent the Twinkie flying high into the air.

Landing on his rear from the jump, Beast looked up with a peaceful smile as he opened his mouth and swallowed the last Twinkie causing his belly to bulge out once more and made him resemble an overfilled water balloon.

Hiccupping, Beast licked his lips as he rubbed over his over stuffed belly.

Trying to stand up, he fell forward onto his gut causing it to slosh and shift like a water bed as this cause Beast to chuckle and try to stand back up once more.

With a belly that bulged out nearly five feet in front of him, Beast just chuckle happily once more and belched as he began to slowly a swayfully walk home.

"Ah...I must say this was a grand evening," he said to himself as he played with his belly some. "I've must of eaten twenty or thirty of those delicious little yellow devils. Mmm...too bad I didn't get all of them, oh well maybe next time.

With another hiccup the lion mutant just continued to waddle home unaware that in reality he had not only eaten most of the Alpha Sigma Sigma houses members and recruits but also their leader who right now was bulging out near the lion's navel as the said mutant was now rubbing over it.